If I lived in the US I would probably be in jail right now..

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  1. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    Don't want to get into too much detail here, but last night I went out to meet up with some buddies to make a chop (not gonna say which party had the product, or which party had the $crilla). We meet in an empty parking lot in a pretty ghetto area, and the first thing I thought when I saw it was "this is so heat". I roll up, the other party rolls up and says they are gonna circle the block and come back. They come back a minute or two later, we make the transaction and they tell me to peel off since they just saw a cop. They peel, while I'm still sitting there, packing some shit up and sending a text and no more than a minute later a cop rolls into the parking lot, circles it and parks behind me. Now I didn't freak out or act hastily, I kept it cool and casually sat there for about another 30 seconds while he was behind me, flicked off the light in my car and started the car and drove away slowly. He didn't follow, had no proof of anything happening but needless to say I was a little rattled after this. Had he been there a minute earlier while the other car was there we'd all be fucked and likely looking at jail time. Instead all he could do was run my plates and see that my record is 100% clean. I say I would probably be in jail in the states because from all the stories I've read, he probably would have followed me and pulled me over and searched the car, even if he hadn't seen the other car beside mine.

    Anyways I'm alright, will exercise even more caution in the future. That was reality kicking me in the ass, telling me to be more careful.
     
  2. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    i started reading.. then saw "$crilla"... and couldn't take another word seriously
     
  3. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    haha, me too
     
  4. DazedGypsy

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    cool.. so uh.. wait what?
     
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    we deal drugs at 5am in the winter, where sitting in a car for 1/2 hour is the norm...:rolleyes:
     
  6. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    I never actually say that for real...I'm fucking paranoid these days....use all sorts of weird ass slang in texts, on the phone, on here. And if you can't understand that then seriously you are retarded. It's written pretty simply and to the point.
     
  7. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    It was more like 10:30pm and I sat there for less than 5 minutes.
     
  8. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    it's not that we couldn't understand it
    just couldn't take it seriously

    and if you're paranoid, then don't post that shit at all. cuz you're right. you made it pretty obvious that you almost got busted for selling coke. unless your slang just made everything sound worse
     
  9. DazedGypsy

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    you didn't have to get all mean about it
     
  10. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    you think cops are paying attention to your HF postings.. whos the retarded one here? srsly
     
  11. ChronicTom

    ChronicTom Banned

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    I guess this would be valid in a world where cops didn't know the slang... but seems they do, this theory is just more then a little retarded (to use your word)...
     
  12. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    just thought I'd share my story....I'm not that bigtime....no need to be that paranoid about it. I hate how people on this forum get all judgmental and shit in every thread they hear something they don't like.
     
  13. DazedGypsy

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    i didn't judge you
     
  14. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    true, but slang words in texts would not hold up in court if they ever got a hold of my phone and tried to take anyone else down. And joker I obviously don't think the po are gonna come on here and see this, but I'm just looking after my own ass.
     
  15. ChronicTom

    ChronicTom Banned

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    Yeah, okay....
     
  16. ChronicTom

    ChronicTom Banned

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    LOL, nothing you say in terms of what you might buy, sell or use can be used in court... They do however use the info they get to bust you in a way that CAN be used in court....
     
  17. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    [​IMG]
     
  18. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    oh look you found a slight contradiction in a forum poast, musta made your night. It's apparent that what I was saying is that I'm safe posting my story as long as I keep it vague.
     
  19. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    Thanks I'm outta TP I'll wipe my ass with them.
     
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    :cool:
     
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