Ayo. One of my favorites was my friend completely gone blacked out walking around looking funny very late in the evening. Most people were sleeping in the living room but a few of us are awake, and watch him just stand there in the kitchen. BLeehhhploppppp Right onto the tiled kitchen floor. It continued for a good 5 minutes of unloading. "GO TO THE FUCKING BATHROOM" We all shouted, over and over.....but what's the real care. HAHA! My best friend actually came running through right after without knowing, and no shit, fucking slipped onto his ass! Earlier that night I had puked as well. It was an urgent matter, I grabbed a plastic shopping bag. There was a hole in it. Further, I missed the toilet completely. My friend drunk smoked a rollie, got some tobacco in his mouth, instant puking off my porch. Off topic, my friend pissed in my sink while we were on shrooms. I swallowed a hit in the back of my friends car, luckily there was a bag I could puke in. Apparently there was a hole in that too. We dropped the bag off on someones driveway. Then I realized there was some on my seat but didn't tell anyone. I had a small amount of puke on the back of my pants, when we went into walmart (how fitting.) I once exhaled yellow smoked from our gravity bong, that caused some vomiting off my porch as well. I don't know. What you got?
I used to puke a lot when I first started binge drinking beer. Nightly beer pong/flipcup/snake river/fuck the dealer games are pretty rough on the stomach. Usually when I started to feel sick I'd just go in the bathroom and make myself puke. Makes you not feel sick anymore and makes room for more beer.
when I was little one time I didn't make it all the way to the bathroom and puked in my Dads workboots
Once I ate a whole box of snickers ice cream bars after a big restaurant meal and couldn't make it to the toilet so I FILLED the bathroom sink. Puke grosses me out, so I just opened the door and yelled out "Mom!" lmao She's a rehab nurse, she's used to it.
i'm generally pretty good at making it to the toilet. of course, there have been exceptions. i once spent about 30 solid minutes puking on the waffle house dumpster. and of course there was the time i puked out the back window of my friend's car as it was driving down the road. once when i was really little, i apparently puked in my sleep, because i woke up in the morning and there was a nice little pile laying inches in front of my face.
Oh, this is my best one. On my 21st birthday me and a couple girls went barhopping in Newark (I fucking love that city). I was drinking beer and vodka all night, and for some dumb ass reason I had a shot of jack before we all drove over to party at some dudes apartment. The combo of the clear and brow liquor sickness, plus the motion sickness from the car... made me feel sick as fuck. I was tempted to puke out the window but as I really wanted to have sex with the driver, I managed to hold it in for the 10 minute car ride. We get there, and still sick as a dog I climb the two flights of stairs to his apartment, I've partied with these guys before, so I skipped the greetings and ran strait to the bathroom to puke. The door was closed, someone was in there. "Fuck" I thought. While I was waiting for the bathroom to be open so I could puke my guts out, John pulled out a bottle of vodka, and poured everyone a shot to give me a birthday toast. It would be rude (and make me look like a pussy) if I said no, so I took the shot and put on my game face. I stand there for a good 5 minutes with bile pushing at the back on my throat until the dude comes out of the bathroom. I run in, and puke my guts out all over the toilet. I couldn't wait a moment longer. After all that time being cool and calm, I can't even hold it long enough to lift the toilet seat. Splattered everywhere and I had to lift it mid puke. I came out and asked John "Where do you keep your cleaning stuff?" and he just said "Don't worry about it dude, happy birthday" I wiped as much as I could up with paper towels, mouthwashed, washed my hands and face, then got a lapdance from two lesbian chicks. The fucked up part was I was so sure the blonde lesbian liked me until I got there and met her girlfriend. lol
i now remember the other incident i had meant to mention earlier. there was one time that i was stuck in a crowd and just couldn't make it anywhere in time to puke, so i miraculously managed to puke exactly as much as i could hold in my mouth without it spewing out, and then swallowed it again as soon as my stomach settled enough to do so.
that's really foul. i used to make myself puke before i have to, like when i feel like i just had one too many. i can feel it instantly, so i'd clear it out and drink water. no i just don't drink that much. i really hate being drunk. got a bit overboard last night. sucks.
My friend once bent over and puked on a crowded dancefloor, then stood up and continued dancing... I've never puked anywhere but the toilet or a bedside puke bucket when indoors.
At a festival I was rolling and smoking a blunt on the grand stands. The blunt was harsh it made me puke a little bit of clear stuff on the top level of the grandstand.
I woke up one morning to my mum going bat shit mental telling me to get the fuck out of the house, whole house was filled with carbon monoxide and smoke, dodgy stuff I was feeling shite all day and at my friends house later that night I got sick after half a can, mostly on the floor and my t shirt from trying not to puke It was grand though, I felt fine after that...that was new years eve actually Ended up getting a load of free pills that night
