I got a birthday card from the Free Masons

awww, I wish I got a Birthday card from the Freemasons... I've always been fascinated by them, but I'm a girl so they wouldn't recruit me ):

 

they have a women's auxiliary. i think it's called de'mole or something like that. unless that's for a different one. but i remember back in the day they all had one. freekmasons, geartonians, oddwhatevers, mooses and elkses and all them pseudo-sevice quasi-secret alcohaulic wheler dealer outfits like that. shrinos, clampers, et al.