I found the dating profile of this dude who used to go to junior high with me. Totaly absurd. Check this out: http://www.plentyoffish.com/member13449365.htm Also recenrtly I reconnected with another pal who used to go to the same junior high with me. Yup it was a pretty messed up school. So we smoked a blunt with this dude, and then he started munching. And by munching I mean MUNCHING. Here are a few stories: 1. A few of us including the guy had a nice meal at an asian place. Everyone was full but he was only warming up. We go to Mcdonalds. He gets himself 10 chicken nuggets, a double quarter pounder and a junior chicken sandwich. Eats all that in 5 minutes and we go for round 2. He gets another double quarter pounder, a large mcflurry and 2 pies. Downs that in 10 minutes. Later he told me he had more sweets when he got home.. 2. Stop by Mcdonalds (yup they love him there). He gets himself two double cheeseburgers because he doesnt want to overeat like always. Also a drink and nuggets I think, and kills all that quickly. We roll another joint and after that his diet goes out the window. Mcdonalds - double quarter pounder, chicken sandwich, mcflurry. Gets home and eats - a plate of buckwheat with cheese (i know :S), spaghetti, meatballs, salad, peanut butter and jelly sandwich, ice cream, cookies, and family's left over haloween treats. 3. He came from a bar where he had 20 wings, a pitcher of beer, and fries. We blazed. I challenged him to eat 4 big macs in 20 mins. He ate them in less then 10 (I should have known better). Then we go to a gas station, we get him like 4 twix bars, 2 mars bars, snickers, bueno. Then he gets himself some ice cream... he downs all that and drinks almost a liter of Sprite for thirst. 4. My favorite: he goes to a an all you can eat sushi perfectly sober. Eats around 50 rolls! Gets home all full, his family tells him they are going to an italian buffet because it's someones birthday. He goes to the buffet. We ask him did you eat anything? He says a little. We go like what? He goes: 10 meatballs, 5 slices of pizza, spaghetti, salad, lasagna, 5 types of ice cream... Haha. He's only around 190 lbs, but flubbery. His diet consists of not eating for 2-3 days in a row, then getting stoned and eating combinations of the above. Diet of champions Pretty funny guy though.. What do you guys think?
I think you're a total loser, if you have nothing better to do than gossip to people you don't know about someone else's eating habits. Especially when you say he's a pretty funny guy. What the fuck's it matter to you what he eats? Especially when he admits that he likes to eat in the dating profile.
The dude in the dating profile and the dude that eats are two different people, you fucking idiot. By pretty funny I meant funny humor wise, not funny to laugh at. I know all about his eating habbits, as he humors about it himself. It's funny to him. It's funny to me. If you don't have a sense of humor and don't find eating 4 double quarter pounders in one sitting funny, then get lost from the humor page...
very interesting.. "Further more, I enjoy russian martial arts, crystal meth, 70% vodka, yoga, garbage." lol
Got me there. I skimmed and gave you credence, and that sucks. I knew what you meant. I never said anything to suggest anywise, in fact, I said that it was shitty to gossip about him because you say he's a funny guy. My point still stands, you noted that he was funny at the end, and didn't say anything about it, and as far as the dating profile, I don't see how there's anything pathetic, Eating a lot is not very humorous, to me, but I don't see how that means I have no sense of humor. You didn't put it in a very funny manner, and I came here from new posts.
holy crap! 30,000!!!! I've been here for 5 years, but I post like once or twice a day...you must be very active!
i agree with duck, you shouldn't make fun of someone you don't know because you've got nothing better to do...obviously or you wouldn't be going on a site for singles...that's a bit sad my dear. :hat:
