finish this sentence

I'm so lazy that...

 

I fell off a cliff.

 

it' 50 degrees and i am sitting in a towel when i really want to put sweats on so i can go outside and smoke.

 

haha, the visual of this is what i love the most.

Smoke what, Lynsey?

 

.....that I could just shit!

 

i'm so lazy that i don't even want to finish the

 

Im so lazy that i havent showered in days.

 

You win!

 

Hey that can require effort! 'specially if you haven't been eating properly.

 

i'd say thanks, but... you know.

 

That's what I need. Don't know what's holding me back either; I love showers/baths.

 

I am so lazy that I am still typing

 

your boobie sig got me in trouble.

 

I'm so lazy that when i get up, my ass hits the floor...

 

Why? How?

 

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That I was being robbed once and dialed 9-1 and asked the robber to dial the last 1 and then show the police in while I went back to bed.

 

Clever.

 

LMAO! Now thats some funny shit!