Wife wanted to know where the mess went

Like usual, she wasn't in the mood for fooling around and told me to take care of myself. I was stroking my cock at a nice easy pace, trying not to disturb her as she watched tv. I was in a very horny mood and didn't cum in a week. My balls were aching to explode, but I wanted it to feel really good when I did cum. While I stroked my cock, I massaged my prostate by rubbing under my balls. Precum was oozing out of my cock onto my finger. I licked it off of my finger and it tasted good. My cock was now straining to cum. My hand worked my cock and around the sensitive head. I felt my orgasm rising and there was no holding back. I shot a huge blast of cum that shot across my chest and got me on the cheek. The rest ran all over my fingers like lava from a volcano. I didn't have anything to clean up with , so I just licked it from my hand. I took my finger and wiped the cum from my face and licked that up. All the while my wife didn't miss a beat with her tv show until a commercial came on. She turned to me as I pulled up my underwear, looked and asked me what I did with the mess.
I told her "no mess". She didn't understand and thought I didn't cum. I told her that I did cum, but I just licked it up.
"Yuck", she said, then turned back as her show came back on.

 

mmm, nice description that made me real hot. however, if i were your wife, i wouldn't have been grossed out, i would have been disappointed that i didn't get to lick it up myself

 

classic!

 

Tell us something we don't know about - you know, a surprise ending where it ends up in her mouth or something less common than dumped on the chest/stomach, slurped, with bragging rights.

 

I feel fortunate. When my wife doesn't want sex, she'll give me a hand job and when she's too tired for that even, she agreed that it's fine for me to watch porn and to shoot my load on her when she's sleeping. She's cool with me jerking of when and wherever! It's great.
Also, she's not a fan of me jizzing in her mouth, but she lets me cause I like it.