Christmas List stuff

Shit, I'd take a unicorn...

 

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uhhhhhh.....

wine that doesn't give me headache

a job that doesn't stress me out

time to hang out with my friends

a helicopter to and from the grocery store

a cure for brain tumors

a clean roommate that isn't drunk 247

a robot to take out the trash

a bathtub in the bathroom

a cat that doesn't puke

and a pair of cute white cotton underware with a frog on the ass that won't rip my pubes out when i work those 12 hour daze

 

I want anything with hello kitty on it....except for those weird pink hello kitty didlos, I don't want a cutesy japanese cat molesting me.

 

i know one of the things i'm getting for yule....it's a beautiful wooden bowl.

i'm usually so busy picking out cool things for my kid that i dont choose anything for myself.

 

Oh Brother Santa

I want a big bean bag chair to crash in, and I want some seeds to plant in my garden in early spring. And bring everyone a tasty peppermint stick

Peace
The Pizza Prophet

 

wow, i got bad rep for my post in this thread??? wtf

 

Maybe they didn't like your taste in music?

 

ya good reason

 

A Husband

 

merry christmas!!!!
(no, it wasnt me)

 

i'm having trouble thinking of material things this year, which is kind of unusual. what i would really like is A) to find a home for the last kitten i have. my house has been like a friggin wildlife preserve since august, and i am about to lose my marbles. no more foster kitties for me. B) for someone to totally clean my house. it's a mess, and i haven't felt like cleaning much. i'd rather have a nice clean house than almost anything i can think of.

my family is well intentioned, but they don't really pick out gifts that are terribly thoughtful or personal. they're sorta the wait until the last minute, and grab whatever they can find train of thought.

 

I want complete control over my own mind.

 

i want an xbox with halo 2 and fable



bitches!

 

I want a unicorn!!! I wanna see what my dogs do when they see it

I wish they were real

 

I have no idea what I want

 

Unicorn: Horny Horse.

 

common you know you want a unicorn too

 

no not really

 

common you know you do okay how about a real life care bear...that was my fream when i was a kid that sunshine bear would just walk up to the front door-but now a unicorn that's my new dream yep very adult appropriate