Give your Mom an Award

Discussion in 'Hip Awards' started by avacado_salesman, Sep 24, 2004.

  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Giving birth to the fifth best child, I am th oldest of 4.( damn you Lynsey)
     
  2. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    I was still never offered a pony untill the age of 22 dammit all only children are supposed to have ponies!!!!!
     
  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    no, I didnt, so having a pony is obviously not nessesary. but prefered I will admit.
     
  4. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    "shouldn't have her 46 yr old bellybutton pierced even tho shes too skinny anyways" award
     
  5. FreeBird1969

    FreeBird1969 Fleas on their paws.

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    My mommy gets 5 awards tonight...

    And the "Most Photographically Advanced Mom" Award goes to...Mama!
    And the "Greatest Person to Go Driving With When Dad is Beating Up On Everybody" Award goes to...Mama!
    And the "Bravest Mom to Ever Live" Award goes to...Mama!
    And the "Prettiest Perm" Award goes to...Mama!
    And finally, the "Greatest Record-Toting Mom Who Gives Those LPs to Her Daughter" Award goes to...Mama!

    I love my mom. :)
     
  6. Nisha

    Nisha Forlorn.

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    my tmoher gets "the most.. emotional" award
     
  7. Simulato

    Simulato Member

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    Mine gets the "should date people in her own age group" award.
     
  8. moonshyne

    moonshyne Approved by the FDA

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    My mom would get the "psycho who tried to burn down my house" award.

    yay, mom [​IMG]
     
  9. MiddleSista

    MiddleSista Member

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    ha,ha! I was going to say award for "It's NEVER my fault, I only think of myself and what 5 kids?"
     
  10. moonshyne

    moonshyne Approved by the FDA

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    lol, i could think of quite a few awards to give that woman... the "I slept with my sister's husband and got an STD" award......Or maybe the "i allowed my children to go without and get beaten so I could blow money and party" award....

    She has accomplished quite alot in our lifetime. :p
     
  11. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    "coolest mom ever" and "biggest pushover" awards
     
  12. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    my mom gets the "is more like a bitchy sister" award
     
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