I have a friend who loves for me to jerk off over her ass and shoot my load on her ass crack while she's rubbing the shit out of her clit. There's no touching each other, cept for the jizz. It's hot. Anyone else have similar tales??
There are at least 7,293 other ways to have sex with a woman that I prefer to your sugestion. Sounds as though she really, really doesn't want you to touch her with ANY part of your body!
Thanks for the indirect insult, Fastswitch. It happens to be enjoyable for us because we're in a situation where actual sex would be inappropriate. Anyhow, I think the point of my question was missed.