Hahaha ;) Fat chicks

Alright so this bitch has been trying to hop on my cock the past couple days but I have been making excuses to get out of the situation. It isn't like I don't want head or pussy from her, it is simply that I end up feeling like shit the next day or even immediately after having any form of sex with a chunky or ugly girl....

Plus I am not trying to date a chunky dumb girl.

So do I fuck her and smoke more weed to compensate or do I leave it alone? Can't get drunk tonight unfortunately, but she wants it.....

 

Greatest thread ever.

Also, known fact: fat chicks give great head based on the fact that they have to make up for being a fat chick.

Paperbag it?

 

I was definitely thinking about that....lol. However, I am only a douche-bag when I am drunk. A good douche-bag though

 

hahaha

There's nothing wrong with fat chicks. There are attractive fat girls and ugly fat girls, just like there are attractive skinny girls and ugly skinny girls.

Plus, fat girls usually have hella juicy pussies. haha

 

Yeah I agree, I like my women with a little extra something to grab onto, can't roll with the skinny girls, don't want to break um

 

Alright. Wish me luck. Not trying to nut too fast.

 

If she's attractive then go for it, if she's ugly keep your zipper up. That's all there is to it. You're the one who has to live with where you stuck your dick.

 

God dammit, I am RIPPED. Hahaha, gotta get some condoms!

 

Damn right

Good luck man.

 

....//filler lol

 

hahaha That's true.

 

If you're trying not to nut too fast, then open your eyes. I'm sure the second you remember you're fucking a fat ugly girl, your boner should subside

 

Petite Chicks go on top, the heavies get to kick back and relax. And pretty is on the inside, although Hot is all about surface.

 

that's so not true. I'm not petite at all and I ride dick with the best of um, ya heard? Fallacy.

 

Well true in my bed, and thats the point of ref I was comin' from. I had a big girl get a cramp once so it sort of led me to a "new house rule"

 

Well my parents will not even let me, so I guess this is going to be delayed till after school tomorrow....

 

WHAT? You're parents won't let you open your eyes and see the fat chick your fucking!? She must be really bad if your parents are ashamed!

 

My parents haven't even met her. Hahaha

 

Not entirely accurate. "Hot" can have a lot to do with a woman's attitude and personality. I've known pretty girls who weren't anywhere near being "hot", because they had very boring personalities and just came off as annoying. lol

 

Annnddd now I want some pussy.