Food Poisoning

I'm stuck at home today!
I dont know wtf i ate, now i have very fucked up diarrhea and abdominal pain
:coffee:

 

no more drinking out of the toilet for YOU.

 

if the pain continues to worsen, dont be tough. Go see a doc. Sometimes these things can get very serious.

 

Thanks, well yeah my mom is a doctor and she already gave me some pills to control pain and diarrhea mainly.. is totally working out im feeling better but still have to be careful with what i eat and stuff.

 

well thats good.

 

i may regret this, but i have to ask... how is your diarrhea fucked up? unusual color? particularly explosive? does it speak to you?

 

Good point undies.

 

I feel so bad for you. D: I've been there. My diarrhea was possessed. Came out speaking in tongues. Think, Shit Demon from Dogma.

 

WATERY NON-STOP FUCKED UP ...... is that clear enough?
for the record.. I'm feeling better and the dang thing stopped.

 

hmmm be careful with taking pills, sometimes it just needs to get the fuck out of your colon.

 

yeah, this type of condition isn't exactly abnormal. everyone gets the shits sometimes

 

nah, that sounds about like standard diarrhea.

 

I think undies meant that "fucked up diarrhea" is redundant. Like "tuna fish"...

 

I just read that sentence out loud and my bf asked me if I said "diarrhea is redundant like tuna fish." :rofl:
I want that on a t-shirt...

 

this really turned into something funny after all.
all the symptoms are gone, by the way. lol
I'm good as newwww