Jokes so obvious you can see them coming years down the road

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Sam_Stoned, Mar 4, 2010.

  1. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    The presidential election is gonna be 2012. Same year as this mayan bullshit apocalypse.

    So matter who wins some asshole is gonna come out and say "Jesus Christ, It's happening!" like he's so fucking witty. Wont happen for 2 years and I'm already getting annoyed about it.

    Fuckin' people... pissin me off.
     
  2. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    dont get pissed, just laugh at how ridiculous it all is
     
  3. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    That's not as easy to do when I'm not getting laid. Real rap. :(
     
  4. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    you need a dope bitch
     
  5. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    I got one, just not anywhere near me atm.
     
  6. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    you complain a lot
     
  7. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    The only apocalypse was the maya themselves who were already dying out before the spanish conquest
    of the americas :mad:


    Hotwater
     
  8. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    So?
     
  9. Luketrials

    Luketrials Member

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    You complain when there are people dieing from unclean water. Sad..
     
  10. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    what im trying to say is you sound like a whiner
     
  11. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    And what I'm trying to say is who gives a rats ass
     
  12. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    lol. Yall people are taking me way too seriously. Ease off the penis. Easy.
     
  13. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    nobody likes a whiner
     
  14. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Deal with it. What am I even whining about? I put a random thought in the random thoughts thread. Stop d-riding.
     
  15. LeeLooD

    LeeLooD Member

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    I support you..
    The random thoughts thread was created so we could write about whatever the f* we want. what's the problem with that. jeez.
     
  16. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Haters man, haters ;)
     
  17. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i thought it was pretty funny, myself. i don't see the trouble.



    anyway, what i will do is give them my basilisk stare. it usually spares the next poor sap from being annoyed by the same joke.
     
  18. Luketrials

    Luketrials Member

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    WELL - maybe you should stop doing it! God, I hate it when people moan....
     
  19. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    quit whining and laugh, luke.
     
  20. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    I make people moan. ;)
     
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