youve been snowed in your cabin for the last 6 weeks, and are living off of canned vegetables and your husbands deer kill
You squeeze all your spots and make cheese sauce with the puss that comes out, and serve it to your guests.
Wakes up to the sound of her own farts and doesn't know what happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEecKG22n_o"]YouTube- Family Guy - Brian Farts Himself Awake