I was flipping out at the airport

LOL at this thread. You guys are making a big deal out of nothing. Yes, you face a federal offense but it is SO easy to get away with.

If you do things the right way, the only thing that will catch you is a dog. You're just as likely to get fucked carrying in a large public place like a mall. Most dogs at the airport sniff for chemicals commonly used to make bombs.

 

Indeed.

I'd also like to point out that getting arrested is a risk we all take by being stoners. If you're that worried about getting into trouble, then don't break the law by smoking zi herb:sifone:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSKTy-PWq-w"]YouTube- Keller Williams - My Pocket

 

rep + for that

 

WoS...
as usual.
me and a buddy were randomly selected for extra screening at the airport while carrying weed, nothing happened, he had some in his carry on and on his person, not really a big deal having weed in the airport...at all..

 

dude fucking awesome!

 

No. Pure confidence.

Look at it this way kids.

Checked bags are screened. You don't know how well the person is watching the screen but there are TSA Nazis. They can see through layers in your baggage. Don't you think a pill bottle in between a bunch of socks looks a little suspicious? Once the bag leaves your hand at the ticket counter, you don't know if you're fucked until you get an onboard welcoming from the Sheriff's department once you hit the gate.

Carry on bags are screened and still subject to search. At least you have the option of choosing the most distracted TSA agent watching the x-ray machine. However, once you get in line you are stuck there. You see that the TSA agent watching your x-ray machine is constantly moving stuff back to double check it. You have bud in your backpack but not really concealed. Do you grab all your shit and turn the other way? Hell no, you'll like a suicide bomber that lost his cajones.

You could mail it to your destination, however that depends what your destination is. Family members that don't know you chief? Important business meeting at a high class hotel?

Find a way to keep that shit where no TSA agent will go. At security (for domestic flights), you remove your shoes and all metal objects. You don't even have to empty your pockets! Random pat downs are rare and they have no reason to empty your pockets unless you are obviously carrying something illegal. I flew a couple weeks after the underwear bomber and TSA agents were randomly patting people down right before boarding the plane. I got selected for one of these and they barely even touched my arms or legs. If you think something has gone wrong while you're going through the airport, you can eat it or flush it.

I'm not going to incriminate myself by listing what I have flown with and how I've hidden it. Put on your "I fucking hate flying" face and just go about your business. I would highly suggest that you dress appropriately, you know that hillbilly Sheriff's Deputy is looking at you funny because you have dreads, a Marley shirt and a hemp bag. I've done some borderline stupid shit but I'm convinced that wearing a suit and being in a rush made me look like every other business flier in line.

 

I waste no more subsynovial connective tissue on the redundant issue..

 

LOL Nice find orison..Where do you find these things? I see the camera guy got a perfect shot.

LOLOL yes, thats a folded arm backward thurst moment with the chin sticking out. lol

 

ok i missed the story i guess haha

 

a couple friends got from new orleans to atlanta with a pack of joints in a cigarette pack.. sometimes they just dont give a fuck i spose

 

security is not as tight as its made to seem