ok ive been on drug probation since november and i usually used to smoke everyday. the last time i smoked was wednesday morning. i went to court that day and for failing in the past i went to jail and just got out last night. i have a test today and even though i havent smoked in six days (7 really because i just smoked half-a-bowl on wednesday), i am freaking out, i will try to explain to the judge i have court again march 17th, if i fail that it was residual and i havent smoked and my levels went down, but she wants to lock me up seriously! i have a test today before 6 oclock, what should i do? i dk if i will come up dirty but i know if i fail i will have to go to rehab for 6 - 8 months... how do i make sure its a negative today?!? should i just drink water, excersize my balls of and hope for the best? the detox drinks dont work trust me in that past ive wasted hundreds of dollars on em... help?
Must suck to live somewhere like that... Last time I was in court over something the judge looked at me and asked if there was any point in putting a 'no drugs' clause on my probation. I said, only if you want to make sure I breach... so he struck that clause off my probation.
ya i hate living in america with a passion! i was born here but its the most vile place in the world, not a free country at all, no privacy, asshole cops, i feel like within my lifetime it will become some sort of fascist state because of all the fundamentalist dickheads running our country into the ground oh! to move to australia...
i fail to see the problem. you were on probation, you smoked anyways, and now are worried about getting caught. you did this to yourself. perhaps you should have taken a little responsibility and stopped smoking so you wouldn't be running into these problems. to say this is an emergency implies this is somehow a surprise, which it isn't. as for a solution, just exercise a lot. it's your best bet. next time, don't smoke when you're going to be drug tested.
quoted for truth; just back of the herb for a while if you're getting tested and running into legal issues because of it brother.
To answer your question DO NOT WORK OUT THE DAY OF THE TEST people say to work out to speed up the time it takes to get clean which is true, but if you work out that day you are metabolizing and excreting thc in your fat cells and are MORE likely to come up positive that day. I dont think she can jail you if its arguably residual. drink a good amount of water. But don't over do it, they will notice your piss is strangely diluted (yes they can tell)
Actually they can. Those initial pee tests are not quantitative. In other words, they cannot distinguish between residual and full on saturation. A fail is a fail, a pass is a pass. It's black and white. If he fails, the judge can do whatever the law says she can. And what difference does it make if it's residual? The OP was on probation since November, so it's not as if this test comes as a surprise and he's had more than adaquate time to clean himself up. Telling the judge that your THC levels are only residual is to straight up admit you knowingly violated your probation. It would be one thing if he were put on probation two weeks ago and didn't have proper time to get rid of the THC, but he's had 4 months. I'm not saying these laws and rules are fair and all, but shit if you know a train is coming at you from the other end you're best not to start walking down the tunnel.
Drink lots of water and just hope for the best. Seems very extreme to go to jail nowadays for weed use, but there may be factors you've not divulged here. Still, I'm really happy being Canadian.
Alright on a scale of 1-10 in how bad something is this is about a 9.5 to not show up to court(which is a new failure to appear charge and violation of probation)
I did that once... and then got pulled over for a turn signal that burnt out and ... well, I definitely got to see the judge!
didn't realize he said since November...good point, there's no explaining away why you're still not clean after 4 months. so OP. howed it go?
