How many Scottish people do you know?

It seems that everywhere I've ever been, there's some random Scottish bloke.

We truly are the googleplexians of the walla baala bing bang.

If there are no Scottish people where you live, tell me where it is and I will come and visit you for sex if you are a 20 year old groovy hippy chicklet.

Otherwise, tough titty matey. Count your lucky stars.

 

I Don't Know Any Personally, And Since I Do Not In Any Stretch Of The

Imagination Resemble A "20yo Groovy Hippy Chicklet", Then It Appears

Quite Clear, GLEN Will Be Sleeping Alone Again Tonight.....*sniff*...



Cheers Glen.

 

i don't think i've ever met a scot. except of course when i raised sheep for a summer and they kept showing up for sex...

 

fuck you, im scottish too.

sometimes i wear a kilt. but mostly i just swear a lot and all that

 

You Forgot, "And Drink Alot"....



Cheers Glen.

 

yah, when i feel into the bottle of booze. i saw your mother there with her legs wide open and she was getting head from a chimpanzee. i said "now thats how that AIDs business got started." and she sneezed and out of her pussy sprung a beanstalk. on one of the little stems was a midget named GLEN GLEN and he sang a song about an ancient wall and flowers tumbling down.

thats when the monks started shaving their heads. thats when the mayans started stacking rocks on rocks and called them temples.

 

I know some people of scottish descent.

AND I know some actual scots (lets say five)

it's only because of the prodigious breeding that happens there whenever the sheep population dips.

 

my dad is american of scottish decent, but he's such a stereotypical scot that it verges on humorous. aside from the accent, of course.

 

I am Scottish through and through... except that I was born in the US. But my heart is in Scotland...

 

me me me

 

now, are you scottish from scotland or scottish from new york?

 

it's a medical miracle!

 

I know 2 with accents... And bunch with out.
They're everywhere.

 

Have you had the opportunity to spend any time there? I would like to go, but I never have done it.

 

I work with one; a 19 year old lass from Aberdeen.

I also drink occasionally with another; a 47 year old sailor from Aberdeen too.

 

emmmm i just know one in real life... he's in my class

 

Don't know too many, but I have been known to have a wee bit of scotch whiskey every once in a while

Hotwater

 

In my last job we had a guy straight from Scotland - full blown accent and all. When he was calm, I could get about 90% of what he said. When he'd get excited, the brogue came through so strong it was almost unintelligible. My comprehension dropped to about 70% at best. It was like, "Damn it Bob, I know that's supposed to be English but I haven't got a friggin' clue what you're trying to say"!!

 

me me me and all ma famlei

 

....well, like 1/8 anyway lol