to ALL GIRLS WITH MYSPACE

the one thing that annoys me more than a tic on my nut sack is girls that post pictures of themselves on myspace with the camera looking down on them with their heads turned at an angle so it doesnt show how truly fugly and chubby they are. If you are a chika take this advice down and a lot more guys will be turned on to you, take a normal pic looking straight into the camera because the only people that arent fooled by your photography illusions are 12 year old horn dogs. and absolutely no offense to fat chicks,(i love fat chicks too) more guys will like you if you dont try and look like some skinny ho by using a fuckd up camera angle.

 

yes, it is obvious that when they use that angle they are trying to hide the fat, but like you said, nobody's fooled by it, and it's still preferable to seeing a blob picture.

 

how do you know what all guys are into?

lulz

 

Well, what would you do if you were fat and ugly?

 

my fatness is obvious even from a flattering angle. and since i'm short, it's a more honest picture since i'm forever looking up at people. unless you're a freaking leprechaun.

 

who says im not fat and ugly? If i was i would accept who i was and not try and take a pic to make me look like someone im not, i guess thats the point im tryin to get across.

 

everyone wants at least a few good pictures of themselves. there's enough mirror time to bring them down without advertising it.

 

I say let people express themselves however they please... doesn't really matter either way, if you like them and are going to be friends or more with them, I'd hope something as much as an angled picture wouldn't sway your decisions..

 

it's such a little thing. let people have their joy.

 

we're all pretty much the same.

(also, nobody said they know what all guys are into in the first place)

you don't have to post a pic of yourself at all, for one thing...


also, there's no such thing as ugly. everybody's like, totally beautiful, and saying that doesn't cheapen its meaning at all, man. peace and love man, yeah, peace and love...

 

i think you are maybe 6 or 7 years late with this rant

 

yeah. we all know about the myspace cropping...let it go.

 

very good point. this should really be about girls who post facebook statuses consisting of song lyrics about how strong they are and how they don't need you and such.

 

hahahaa.

 

if you's an independent bitch get up on the dance floor.

 

Well, if were on a facebook rant.. whats with people join EVERY SINGLE FAN PAGE IN LIFE....... just sayin