THC SUPERVISED drug test

Hey guys. i have to get random drug tests by my rents cause i got caught smoking a few times. was just wondering if there are any last minute things i can do or anything really to cause a false negative(besides not smoking of course). im aware of the workout and drink water/cranberry juice. but anything you guys know would be extremely helpfull. the name of the drug test is "Drug Check" if that help to the least extent.

thanks a lot guys!!

 

Doubtful you'd have the time required. it's not like they are going to warn you. How old are you?

 

Get someone to piss in a condom who's clean, tie it to the inside of your trousers with the end cut off and tie a simple overhand knot When they ask you to pee just untie the knot and let it flow

 

i could probably buy an hour or so by sayin i dont have to go. what were you heading at?

 

when i said supervised, i mean military. they watch the piss go from point A to point B. lol

 

Thats harsh !!!. In that case htere is a drink called Zygot (i think) not too sure how effective it is, but is cleans your system for 1 hr.

 

thanks. are you POSITIVE it is legit? cuz if i get caught again then im getting shipped off to military school.

 

It's been advertised in High Times and Weed Weekly etc

the only thing I can find is this

http://passthetest.com/
or
http://optimalkleen.com/
a little pricey tho

not too sure how effective it is either

 

May as well quit then. If you need to smoke that bad, check out the legal alternatives. I've had a friend tell me very good things about K-2, though this site doesn't seem as thrilled. But beggars can't be choosers...

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2009/11/product_review_will_k2_synthetic_marijuana_get_you_high.php

 

just 2 questions. dont u have to b 18 to get spice gold and k2 and all of that other stuff? also, not quite sure about this either, but dont u need to b 18 to get the detox drinks as well?

 

don't even bother with the test

whatever happened to being honest

 

Yeah, you have to be 18 to buy/legally possess all the alternative herb stuff like that. But you shouldn't have a huge problem finding someone that will get it for you.

If possible, just have a friend order the drinks to his house for you or something. You can do the same thing with the k2. Everything's cheaper online..

 

If you smoke weed then you get shipped off to military school? Oh no, you might become to much of a peace loving hippie, better ship you off somewhere to fill you with hate and anger!

Aside from a parent saying that being really fucked up.

They can't force you to do anything, even if your under 18. It's not like they can arrest you and lock you into school.

Explain to your parents why you like cannabis, that its completely safe and that your going to be consuming it. If your parents don't accept that when they consume either alcohol or caffeine then that is incredibly hypocritical and unrespectable on their part, you should point it out to them and bring it to their attention. Remind them that respect is something they must earn by thinking, and doing things that are respectable.

 

Speaking as someone with parents who are much like that which the OP has, they can indeed send you off to military school. Mine have made the exact same threat. And they understand that as your parent, they don't have to answer to you and explain their motives. As much as anyone would like to say otherwise, they do control you. There's not a whole lot you can do about it.

 

you dont understand. im living with my mom and step dad. thy are so fucking ignorant it pisses me off. i told them everything. how weed cant harm me any more than alcohol and ciggarettes. also i forgot to mention that he is gunna call the FUCKING COPS on me. ther own fucking son. i mean, doesnt that come off as a little fucked up? freshman and sophomore year i got As and Bs. now im barely passing with Ds. weed helps me in all theese ways and they just dont fucking understand it. sorry for the rant, but everytime i talk about this i get beyond pissed.

edit: i showed them erowid.com and NORML.com. they say that since ts on the internet doesnt make it true, yet they believe all this bullshit about it causing cancer and killing people and it being addictive... i mean come on. fucking hipocrits(<---- spelled wrong). just pisses me off beyond belief.

 

Yeah. My parents are literally the exact same way. You just have to understand how different life was for them and the things that they've been told. You have to accept that they can't just take something that was pounded into their heads throughout their lives (the evils of drugs) and then change their opinions on it completely because their son showed them some internet sites to try and justify his behavior.

It's ridiculous, I know. I would say that you should try and have one more talk with them. Ask them what they see as being wrong with it. Show them facts. Tell them that you want proof from them of their points. Take them to a source that's impartial, rather then drug-centered sites like Erowid and NORML.

I understand completely how you feel. My parents are very closed-minded and such too. You just have to accept their beliefs and realize that you probably aren't going to change them, so you just have to do the best you can to keep peace between you and them. You can't be too far from graduating and moving out, can you?

 

jwh 018 might be up your alley... just to point out there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JWH-018

its about 10x as cheap, you smoke 5 me (even less) and you get ripped. you can get REALLY high off of it

 

make a powerpoint presentation outlining the positives and negatives of marijuana...

i'd let my kids do anything if they made a powerpoint persuasive enough. :biggrin:

 

i realize this may be a stupid question, jwh-018 has no THC or anythimg else that may come up in a drug test, right?