drunk in a bar

how many of you have been drunk in a bar, and pissed all over the toilet just because you don't give a fuck?

*raises hand*

 

not that i remember, but it's possible...

 

two weekends ago i did a lot worse than that to a toilet in a bar....

 

yeah, put on some beer goggles and those toilets start to look pretty good...

 

what i did wasn't that bad.

 

obviously none of you have done drinking like I have.

*goes to AA*

 

Didn't piss on the seat, but I sat on it for a while as I was vomiting in the garbage can that was in the stall.

The police officer standing outside of it alerted me that I may have been in there a bit too long...

 

now were picking up some steam

 

I have for sure

 

I haven't.

 

I try not to be a douche in public places for no good reason.

I once pissed on some guidos shoes, though. Wasn't 100% on purpose but I didn't stop right away when I noticed, either.

 

you deserve an award.

 

I was in a place with one of my brothers once in London, he went to the toilet and came out looking a little green, there was a turd on the toilet seat! lmao.

 

i went to target yesterday and someone had left a turd in the urinal. it was....sad. i feel so bad for the janitor.

 

That, I have done on more than one occasion

 

Disturbingly this happens more often than you would think. I have spent many years working as a housekeeper off and on and have had to clean more than one turd out of an inappropriate place, including urinals... People are lame.

 

now that is just wrong

 

haha :rofl:

uuughhhhh :ack2:

so disgusting... i sont understand how people do that???? ... i went into the toilet in a shopping center on saterday, and there was like a lump of shiiiizz on the toilet seat.. i mean, wtf?? who does that THEY SHOULD BE ASHAMED SICK SICK SIIIIIIIIIICK :ack2:

 

Yeah, pee is one thing, but taking a dump on something is quite another thing...

 

this made my day.