I would have fucked her but she talks to much.

Sad but true. She was a real babe. It could have been great for both of us. To bad she couldn't stop talking.

But I only fuck who I want to hang out with.

Gossip is not sexy. Get your own life.

So wtf is with people who go on and on talking about nothing at all? (Kind of like this thread.)

What is with that?

 

Hahahaa I laughed so hard when I saw the thread title. It reminds me of that one girl in 'The boys and girls guide to getting down' who wouldn't shutup while on cocaine so they put a bag over her head.


I don't know man, some girls are like that. A little chlorophorm goes a long way

 

I don't know mang. was she high on coke? drunk?

also, wild-flowers, I think it'd be funny to drop a string of lit black cats into that pile of dreads.

 

That would smell so bad man.

 

but I can just picture the looks of shock on those people. definitely worth it

 

It's not exactly surprising.

 

Richard Pryor used to joke about this. He mentioned someone he wanted to make out with and she was talking on and on about cosmology and stuff.

Another time he said you know you've done well with your woman when your love-making puts her to sleep. If you're done and she wants to talk about computer components, then you've got some more love-making to do.

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Ya but the momentary laughter wouldn't be worth them tyeing you to a tree afterwards.

 

them? haha

 

She did not drink or use drugs. It is amazing someone so smart, can be so stupid in so many ways.

The fact that she talked a lot did not bother me.

It is the fact that the only thing she talked about was other people.

I am more interested in someone who has a life of her own and is not so absorbed in the lives of others.

Gabby people repeat things. I like my life private, not repeated endlessly to others.

Can't have a gabby bitch hanging around.

 

I kinda fail to empathize with you, UA.

 

Oh sure, definitely look out for them ones, especially if you have a small cock!

I used to go out with a girl, and we were mutual friends with this gay guy. handy if I ever got so drunk that I forgot what sexual positions we were fucking in the night before because I'd hear it all back from him the next day.

 

a dick in her mouth wouldve shut her up in a hurry

 

And that's what I'm saying...if you're taking women out on dates to show 'em how rich, suave, and cosmopolitan you are, you gon get wachoo gon get.

 

You know I thought about that. But at some point I would have taken my dick out of her mouth. Then she would have started talking again.

This was not a date situation.

No money was spent.

All I am saying is girl needs to get her own life and stop being so obsessed with the lives of other people.

If nothing else having money has taught me that I do not have to tolerate someones yappy mouth.

 

that's what the donkey punch was invented for

 

oh, yeah. i fucked a guy who was really dumb, but had a lovely body. i'd just tell him "no talking." when he'd talk, i'd remember he was stupid and it would turn me off. he was nice and all, but stupid. i'm pretty sure he just thought i was a quirky dom.

 

Well I do not have the small cock problem.

People can talk about my cock all day long and I am fine with it.

However, drug use, offshore accounts, and a series of exploits that I have pulled off, is something I do not wish to have people discussing.

I could have used a ball gag too.

Meh, live and learn.

 

It would be funnier watching them try to get away... That picture grosses me out.

 

i think it kinda looks like one of those squirming piles of mating snakes.