Women have worse farts

Something about reading this study just screams "stoners needs to laugh about this!"

http://nugget.ca/ArticleDisplay.aspx?archive=true&e=845741

the main part:

So men on average fart two times a day more but those silent but deadly ones no one will claim that is choking up the room probably came from a woman.

 

hahahahahhahahahhaahhahahaha

I KNEW IT!!!

 

hahahahahaha well not from me :tongue:
mine barely have a scent but i do fart as often as my bf idgaf who hears its natural
i think most women hold it back and thats why when she does it reeks...but who knows
it sounds like it was only a small study and needs more looking into

lmao

 

I don't know.......seems fairly in-depth to me, so it's probably pretty accurate:tongue:

 

i guess i'm just not one of them
lol
i'm not very lady like i'm more tom boy-ish
grew up around guys and i have waaay more guy friends...so maybe thats a factor
i just ripped a loud one and my roomies just laughed but no scent :tongue:
haha
i'm barred out XD

 

I wish I was barred out. Xanax would hit the spot right now.

 

do you guys find women farting in your presence to be disgusting or do you not care?

 

if anything i think it's more funny

 

I don't mind it either. I find the fact that a woman is comfortable enough with herself to fart in front of a lot of people is pretty hot. lol That's not to say that I think the actual fart is hot, but the fact that they don't give a fuck how people feel about it....that's pretty hot

 

haha
i just say hey its natural everyone does it and whoever holds it in is just hurting themselves and it cuases alot of problems in the future
so just LET IT OUT GIRLS!!
dont think about what ppl think or say
its better out then in..that's what shrek always says
:tongue:
hahahahahahaha



but seriously LET IT OUT!

 

unless you're really healthy, its going to smell.

i dont really fart, and if i do, its silent and away from everyone lol

i just burp whenever

 

i rarely burp
lol

 

oh god i let out long and loud ones. i guess my gas likes to burp instead of fart lol

 

the only time i can really burp[loud burps too] is when im in high altitudes

 

Girls who fart and burp in public loud as a redneck = Turnoff

 

my sister's farts are nasty, smells like someone shit in your face, mine can be loud but never smell

 

hahahah

 

If this doesn't also apply to men this is patriarchy!

 

it's even't worse with her being pregnant

 

I dunno. I know I can let out some stinkers, depending on that day's diet but my guy friends can clear a house.

During a house gathering, a buddy who knew his farts were legendary was considerate enough to go to the second floor to pass his gas. He was considerate enough to just sit at the top of the stairs for a while so the fart didn't follow him down. Despite his efforts, we were still choked out. It crept down the stairs and had to evacuate. Seriously, this is not hyperbole, evacuation was needed.

I've never met a chick that could compare to that.