In the near future more and more people will seek...

...being people's pets. I'm telling you a truth. Just you wait as time goes on. Money has gotten more and more harder to come by... There is a lack in decent jobs that can land a person enough money to become an owner of a decent house.

Understand how pets have it made. And you and I both know pets can really have it made. Certain pet's masters give them a nice, clean place at which where they keep them. Certain pet's masters show them off when bringing them out. Certain pet's masters take really good care of them.

Imagine all your needs beings taken care of by a master, where you are no slave but just a really cool pet. I don't know about you, but I, since I'm not making any real money, would like to be some well off person's human pet. The thing about humans is, is we clean ourselves up unlike other kinds of pets where the master must bathe them. That's one of many advantages in rather owning a human for a pet. Us humans do tend to clean up after ourselves if we make a mess. And humans are more intelligent in talking than the famous pet known as the parrot. Humans really would make for great pets. But what do you think? Should it be acceptable in this 'jod lacking' society these days for humans to be other human's pets? A human pet would be fair game to breed if the master wants their human pet to have babies.

Where may I sign my rights away to be some well off person's pet? I'm telling you it will be a kind of eccentric trend in the future. How much would a human sell for at the pet shop? Human pets would make great companions. And you and I both know it. Human pets would make for great watch guards unlike dogs someone could just give a PB sandwich to to shut up. I mean, a human for a pet could call the cops in case of a troubling matter arising. And you and I both know that would put humans for pets in high demand.

Know, upon signing your rights away to be a human pet, the master who purchased you, or got you for free, would give you a name they want to call you.

Unlike slaves, pets don't do work for their masters. So human pets would also not be like slaves. That makes all the difference. Or else I wouldnt want to be a human pet.

Ha! Imagine that... Me being as if finacially set on a whole different level without having to work a day in my life anymore being someone's human pet.

 

holy shit, that makes great toilet pondering.

 

of course human trade is illegal. We tried it once. ask Hotwater. he's still pissed.

 

This thread makes me laugh. Why? Because it is already being done several ways.

If someone is stupid enough to pay you to be a pet, you can be sure they will be happy to have a lawyer draw up papers.

I do suspect there are such people who would to it.

If nothing else, then for a laugh.

Hell it could be a profitable career.

Good luck with that.

 

there would be no point. why would someone want to pay you so you can be lazy in their house, eat their food and sleep in a bed they provide for you without getting anything in return? would they pet you and take you for walks too? who the fuck would wanna take a human pet for a walk? ()

 

I'll be Zooey Deschanel's pet. rettyplease:

 

If someone hired me as a pet, first thing I'd do is pee behind the couch to keep it real

 

dont forget to eat grass and throw it up on the carpet.

 

I would flop out of the tank.

 

my daughter already did that today, when she decided to take off her diaper and pee behind the couch. We are trying to get her to use the potty, but apparently behind the couch is a better place. LMAO


*nothing to do with the subject at hand, just had to share.

 

did you rub her nose in it and beat her with a newspaper?

 

No of course not, she isnt a dog. lol

 

just makin sure she is not a human pet.

 

lol

 

children are equal to pets when they are very young.
then they become servants.
when they outgrow that its all up in the air.

 

in the future comfortably familiar lies will continue to become less comfortable until they start becoming less familiar. this i predict absolutely.

 

I like my pets small, furry, and unable to sell their stories to the Enquirer...

 

Some people fuck their pets. Is that part of the plan?