you have beautiful mammaries

i talk like a kid. i think this is doomed to fail.

 

Same here, but I always say please.

 

oh, hmmmm... interesting. does that help?

 

You're totally gonna regret this quote some morning or afternoon when you wake up hungover.

 

The sledgehammer has spoke

 

i have been humbled. im gonna go cut my tits off asap

 

wait, before you do....

 

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I need those

 

The rainbow has spoke.

 

Bicycle wheels have spokes.

 

you can keep them on the shelf babe- taxidermy style. as for me- i dont need them anymore-

 

the rainbow is mean.

 

You'd have to spend months in physio learning how to walk again

 

That's no good. They'll lose their buoyancy

 

this where you're supposed to post that picture

 

my muscles would have to learn how to support my spine all over again

 

whats all this about rainbows? im completely lost

 

my avatar dealy says rainbow.

 

i FORGOT the picture! that sucks.

 

dernit