Predict your cause of death?

Assassination or hiccups.

 

no one said rabid ferret attack? considering the number of hippies i knew who owned ferrets, i'm sorta surprised.

 

rats, too

 

excessive gerbil lint.

 

although ferrets may be popular as pets, generally speaking, the rabid ones are avoided...

now maybe by suffocation if you had too many and they slept on your head...

 

My cat would always sleep on my head. I'd wake up in a panic that someone was trying to kill me.

 

heart attack

 

I think my mom will end up bludgeoning me to death. Probably with something handy like an iron skillet, or frozen chicken. haha

 

keep a frozen chicken and a very large sock handy for self defense.

 

Like Dennis Leary said, no cure for cancer.

Or a pizza slice too far.

 

stop breathing

 

assassination, drug complications, high speed car accident, shark attack, old age

 

all in one day? or spread out over time?

 

my guess is any one of those

 

You owe the man money?

 

Eventual poison death from a lifetime of using toxic pigments...mmm, barium yellow, cobalt violet, naples yellow, emerald green.

or

i trip and fall and crack my skull open on a fire hydrant.

 

That won't kill you, just make you more interesting...

I did it when I was about 5, although it was a sidewalk curb that I cracked my skull on.

 

Sodomized/eaten by GWAR

 

Bumped on the head, eh?

 

Feel free to say it Sam, I'm the one who brought it up... lol