tenacious d how i love you

I thought i would share my facebook msg to my friend with you guys....

Im really high right now, getting ready to smoke again and watch Team America, dont worry the baby is at Marys house for tonight.... Im self medicating my sickness lol

"This is a song for the ladies, but fellas listen closely

You don't always have to fuck her hard (insert 'finger wage' move)
In fact sometimes that's not right to do(continue finger wave with the ending of a pointing motion like your making a period)
Sometimes you've got to make some love ( 'slow-mo pelvic thrust' here)
And fucking give her some smoochies too ( kissy face)

Sometimes ya got to squeeze (grab mic for these next lines to show intensity and passion!)
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey(when 'hey' starts, throw down your mic)
I'm gonna Fuck you softly (insert slow-mo pelvic thrust)
I'm gonna screw you gently ('wax on' but done to a butt in the doggie postion)
I'm gonna hump you sweetly (hump imaginary butt in previous line)
I'm gonna ball you discreetly (tea bag imaginary face that some how is located under your ballless, penisless vagina)

And then you say hey I bought you flowers (two handed "What!?" motion)
And then you say wait a minute sally (put your hand up as in 'talk to the hand' and turn head slightly to the right)
I think I got somethin in my teeth (suddenly look up showing teeth)
Could you get it out for me (raise one eyebrow while showing teeth)
That's fucking teamwork (nod head with passion)

Whats your favorite position? (left hand make "O" shape, right pointer finger inserted into "O" back and forth)
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite (nod head up and down slowly)
But I'll do it for you (wink and point)
Whats your favorite dish? (rub belly and lick lips)
I'm not gonna cook it (shaking head no with slight grin and swipe right hand like your saying "Get outa here")
But ill order it from Zanzibar (make 'call me' hand sign placed up to ear)

And then I'm gonna love you completely(insert slow-mo pelvic thrust)
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly('wax on' but done to a butt in the doggie postion)
And then I'll fucking bone you completely(hump imaginary butt in previous line)
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard (raise fist with a powerful surge of conviction during extend 'fuck')

Hard (double fisted curling weights motion starting at 45degrees, moving to 90 degrees and lastly ending with relaxed arm drop)


see chrissie, this is how much i miss hanging out with you! I made up motions for "fuck her gently", practiced them to see if they where good and wore off my high taking so long to do so. im gonna go 'freshen' up

 

I think my head exploded..

 

tenacious d are awesome.

 

I really miss the D

 

jb and kg are so cool.

 

Holy 2004!

 

i fucking love this band!
they are the best band ever...period!
ladies and gentlemen...tenacious d!

i love em man

 

lol I honestly believe if you don't love the D, you don't love yourself and that makes me sad.

 

Jack Black is annoying as fuck

 

and now im sad

 

I loved him in school of rock and the holiday

 

tenacious d is teh gayz

 

if you mean gay as in: given to or abounding in social or other pleasures or having or showing a merry, lively mood then i agree.

 

lemme restate this... when jack black is by himself or plays lead.. he is annoying.. when he's backup to someone else.. like Please Be Kind, Rewind... and Tropic Thunder.. he is alright

 

okay i can live with that