Can I bum a smoke?

Somebody? I have no cigarettes. What the hell am I supposed to do with this moment if I can't use it to kill myself later?

 

Call it a fag, then yes, you can bum one.

 

smoke a pole.

 

No deal.

 

I don't smoke, so I don't have any either.

 

Your loss, my friend

 

No.

 

i suppose you could use it to kill yourself now...

 

After 15 years of smoking, i really hate that question now, just want to deck them when I hear it, in my head its like "you're a smoker Dumbass ,so you know how annoying the question is, Farq off and buy your own!"

 

Mah Cigs. I had a guy walk up to me once with a just lit cigarette and ask if I could bum one too him. I said "Dude, seriously"? and walked away.

Nah I'd totally bum yoo wan.

 

Give me a friggin loonie then

 

I'd smoke you up instead

Hey its not a cig but at least it will be more amusing trying to find one

 

No, but you can bum a joint. Because I don't smoke cigerettes

 

the only cigs i'll smoke at this point are rollies

 

He did not say joint or weed. He said cigarette.

Cheap bastard needs to buy his own.

But hell I will smoke Cannabis with almost anyone.

Suggest the OP sniff some glue to occupy time and further kill himself slowly at a later date.

 

well... can i bum a joint then?

 

Sure.

In fact come on over we will smoke some joints and I will send you off with several joints for your long journey home.

 

sounds good, although several would really have to be several in order to compensate for the drive/passport costs...

 

With that much weed I am not sure you would make it home.

But seriously if someone meets me in Central or South America, I always have the best weed.

Not that it would ever happen but who knows.

I never have weed when I visit the states.

 

i'm not sure if you're referring to customs or the fact that i would never want to leave. if the former, i considered that and just didn't bother posting it. if the latter, well, now that you mention it i probably would have a pretty hard time moving on from your front porch if things are really how you describe them there.