Why women should swallow

When he stands only his knuckles drag


Hotwater

 

only if you fertilize the egg and have a very small fry up.

 

oh yeah...:coffee:

 

My penis only drags on the ground if I tie it to a string and take it for a walk.

My smart friend KC.

 

lol. sometimes we gotta really explain things to the guys...

 

Damn this thread blew up

 

Some people think it blew up all over your face-so to speak.

 

I was wondering if that was too subtle

 

Apparently not too much.

 

HEY! Who are you calling a monkey???

ooo a flea, *om nom nom nom*

 

Holy Mother, i'd swallow any day to avoid that! Don't know what's worse.. that or soap.

 

they should only swallow sometimes. the eye can be cool too

 

Women should swallow because odds are it was in there anyways and spitting it out makes a bigger mess. Its the logical solution. No clean up involved.

 

I desperately need my protein so I, of course, swallow.

 

soap is easier to get out and doesn't cause allergic swelling.

 

I'm pretty sure that I was allergic to my last boyfriend's sperm, every time I got it on me I would break out all over... I guess that should have been a hint that we weren't meant for each other.

 

She is already doing something really really cool, and probably something that she doesn't even like (very very likely the case)...why add insult to injury, so to speak, and ask her to swallow? I mean, it doesn't matter to me and I can't see why it matters to any other guy. It has no impact whatsoever on the guy if she spits. let her go to the bathroom, spit it out and brush her teeth so she can come back and make out and stuff a few minutes later while you linger in the aftermath..

 

Probably something he ate or drank.. (?)

 

You can actually be allergic to sperm.
I watched this show on tv and this chick wanted to have a baby with her husband but every time he jizzed inside her, she broke out in like hives and had this awful searing pain.

She ended up getting like a kind of allergy shot or something.

 

i hate when i get it in my eye
i dont mind swallowing but the taste can be bitter sometimes
:tongue: