Unusual and unique types of pain

..#1..

that special and unique pain in the taint that you get from riding a bicycle for the first time in ages.

 

#2

kidney stones ...once you get them you know and fear that pain for the rest of your life.

 

The stitch I get in my side when I talk about ugly babies.

 

When you rip one of your thick new dreads apart for the first time, and hurt your hands trying to section the hair and then pull the hair too hard on your scalp!
Hair pulling is only fun if someone else is doing it......

 

Salt on a slug.

 

A freshly installed titanium plate screwed onto a broken bone :hide:

 

A metacarpal that has been snapped in half. Shit sucks.

 

getting kicked in the nuts

 

Teeth getting broken, and the cold air on their newly exposed core

 

when the skin cracks open in the crack between your little toe and toe #2

 

third degree burns and a back massage

 

coughing and/or sneezing after getting multiple metal screws, plates, and bars installed underneath ribs and sternum. i've been stabbed with a screwdriver, into the lung, and this still hurts more.

 

Malaria was a very unique type of pain. You go in and out of fever. One minute you feel like the blood inside of your veins is boiling, then the next you are freezing cold and shivering.

You bones ache it really hurts to move. Anything you eat comes right out. You loose all apatite. The thought of eating makes you want to throw up even though there is nothing to throw up. You get dizzy and then you hallucinate.

I lost 35 pounds in a week.

Good times.

 

Nothing compares to a case of kidney stones. Excruciating pain from the bottom of my ribcage to my nutsack. That's the worst pain I ever want to feel.

I did get a testicle exam from a rather attractive female doctor though.

 

I do know the kidney pain...been there twice...I shoulda actually posted that as #1

the malaria description actually gave me a kidney pain flashback

 

i have some serious gas right now. i think that counts.

 

****WARNING,BEFORE READING****
i am on copious amounts of mdma and mild amounts of ketamine
unique pain?ill do my best.
When your mom tries to drown you at birth,and then puts lsd in your bottle because seeing 1 1/2 year olds on lsd is "funny" .then your step mother rejects and hates you for life for no apparent reason after that at age 12 2 years after being diagnosed with ptsd,bi-polar depression ,insomnia, dissociative identity,and reactive attachment disorder,you are sent away to purto rico for 10 months not allowed contact with your loved ones with 16-18 year old drug addicts and gang members, and refused any phycological medication. coming back you begin drug use at age 13 starting with dxm and mdma,and slowly become an addict and begin to fall into a deep state of depression from all the weed ,get betrayed and jumped by your closest friends, then you are taken to court because you begin getting into fights every third or fourth day, and it is to the point that your parents openly admit that they dont care what happens to you so long as you dont fuck their lives up anymore,---in retrospect i kinda dug my own grave there, also dissociatives and a constant weed and various other euphorias have turned searing pain into dull detachment,very potent emotional pain killers but yea thats my unusual and unique kinda pain ,also as you can tell i enjoy shock value humor,but this is all true its my life story,well the bad parts anyways the good parts to scale with the bad are about even so no worries!

 

the pain that feels like someone is pouring boiling water into your womb while repeatedly stabbing it with a knife at the same time. that pain was the worst ive ever had. i never knew why it was called "writhing in agony" until that pain... can't lie still, can't get up, just writhing around non stop... wishing someone would knock you out cold

 

this thread

 

Paper cuts. Or banging your funny bone.