'I like older guys'

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Zorba The Grape, Jan 18, 2010.

  1. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    bullshit
     
  2. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    actually...your right... i dont support norml because i have a vested interest in keepin the price nice and high
     
  3. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    Well i'm weird, get over it.
     
  4. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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    And she's pretty darn cute so stop picking on her. :D
     
  5. Zorba The Grape

    Zorba The Grape Gavagai?

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    The cute ones are always weird :p
     
  6. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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    But honestly, who would want a "Normal" one? They're so bland, boring and lifeless. Only thinking things like "Oh I'm gonna marry guy X and have a pack of children to do my housework for me while I run up the bill's shopping" :cheers2:

    (That's at least my idea of "normal" anyway.)
     
  7. Zorba The Grape

    Zorba The Grape Gavagai?

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    Yes, I agree. I could have said the cute ones are always crazy, but I thought that would a bit too harsh.
     
  8. 52~unknown~52

    52~unknown~52 Member

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    every ones a little crazy, and in relevence to this thread i would just like to say that older doesn't mean more mature. im into a mature man... doesn't mean he has to be 40+
     
  9. stacy lulu

    stacy lulu yeeeaah buddy

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    ive been called crazy, but thats what he finds cute :confused::D
     
  10. dailia flaiflower

    dailia flaiflower Member

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    to me most older men r more mature but it all depends. i do find older men more atractive tho i must say!!
     
  11. GrimFortune

    GrimFortune Banned

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    I would like to point out I am Roland Micklem. Unfortunately we can't meet right now because I am still saving the mountains (they might be big, but even big guys need a bigger man to help them sometimes). They may be taller than me, but I'm a very big man. By that I mean personality wise. And if you thought of something different, that way too.

    Would love to stop by and have a chat with you. This hunger strike has made me look about 50 years younger, I hope that won't put you off. Just PM me your phone number and when I'm done we will meet up: somewhere beautiful, remote and unspoiled, to discuss the important issues of the world today which the younger generation have sadly been ignoring.
     
  12. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    I wish you were Roland Micklem. Don't tease me.....my heart can't handle this kind of disapointment.:(
     
  13. GrimFortune

    GrimFortune Banned

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    But it did make you laugh, just a little. And the twinkle of those dulcet tones were ever as sweet as the waterfall on the mountains which I am saving, because I am Roland Micklem. At least I think I am, when you get to 80 you're not so sure of these things you know. Did I offer you a cookie?
     
  14. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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  15. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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    Invite her up the mountain to "See your etchings" ;)
     
  16. satchOnugs

    satchOnugs Banned

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    thats the advantage of being an older guy =), i wont lie i shwoop in on girls 3-4 years younger than me a lot.
     
  17. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i think of that scene in spy game, when robert redford brings his young date to a party. the old cougar he's talking to says "the scotch is older than she is." to which he responds "am i supposed to feel BAD about that?"
     
  18. sadist

    sadist Banned

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    Funny post.

    I have been with men in their 30s and 40s when I was just 17. It was hard to keep the relationships going because we had to sneak around all the time. I think that was what truly ended them... If I were a few years older I'd probably still be seeing these men today :p
     
  19. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Sneaking about does sound pretty immature for a man of that age, at least that's what I believe.

    All in all i'm 24, and I don't need stabilizers on my bicycle anymore. I consider myself mature but if girls believe that older men are the answer, then what can I do? I think it says more about them than me :(
     
  20. GrimFortune

    GrimFortune Banned

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    Haha playing the victim PITY SEX lmao. Sorry to reign in on your parade, I'm not normally a cockblocker (even of the virtual type) but that was too funny.

    Well hey guy, I'm older than you (not a lot older, but older) and have exactly none of the traits which make an older guy desirable to younger girls. I'm wicked and I'm lazy. Don't you want to save me?
     

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