Your Busted

how did you KNOW that???

you are busted for getting a job as a travel guide, yet you have no sense of direction

you are sentenced to a week @ a spa

 

haha, busted for admitting to being a pimp on the Jeremy Kyle show



sentanced to watch crap on tele for a year!

 

busted for pulling a tampon outta your bag instead of a lighter and offering it to the person who had requested a lighter...

you are sentenced to burn in hell for all eternity, and some

 

busted for cutting off your gangrenous balls and letting them use them at Wimbledon !



sentenced to go on Im a celebraty for 5 years

 

busted for really bad spelling


sentenced to watch Rodney Dangerfield go back to school

 

busted for having exactly 31,000 posts and nothing to show for it except 5 little green ball thingys... oh and lots of friends... and cudos... etc etc

you are sentenced to having your green balls removed and one red one put in its place... arf arf

 

busted for being rude to the monoglot,




sentenced to stand in the corner facing the wall for 1 hour

 

busted for using a word that i had to google

sentenced to have all your dictionaries confiscated by next tuesday

 

busted for farting at the grocery store

sentenced to 2 years community service at the local school as the official kid-barf-hallway-cleanup-girl.

 

busted for killing a white bellied rat



sentenced to 4 years cleaning rats with your tongue

 

busted for inseminating a cat with rhino cum

sentenced to random electronic mishaps

 

busted for tosting snails alive




sentenced to stand waist high in elephants shit drinking baboon piss from a cup and saucer

 

busted for teaching parrots to say really bad things, in several languages

your sentence is to scour sewage systems for blockages by hand, in the nude, except for your hat, for 3hrs every week til November next year...

 

busted for living in sin with a minky whale




sentenced to chew Micheal Cains toenail clippings for 5 years

 

your busted for smelling your own dirty underwear,
sentenced to be the Queen of England

 

busted for not wearing any underwear



stentenced to sniffing skid marks for a year

 

busted for lack of intellegence,,,,,sentenced to count every letter in war and peace

 

busted for letting your game thread sink so low that It took a while for you to find it

sentenced to posting in more game threads more often

 

busted for being canadian...sentenced to make nhl pucks for 1 year

 

Busted for RICO, everyone on the thread gets charged in connection and extradited too. damn RICO