Problems when you had sex.

Whats the worst thing to ever happen to you while you were having sex? Personally mine was a list of about 3 things: one, my girlfriends mom walked in on us, two, the me and my gf had shared an ounce and we had sex and eventho i was insanly turned on my erection barely lasted the 1 1/2 we did it, three, the second girl i was ever with squirted.

 

How was squirting bad? lol

The first time we ever had sex in a bed was a year ago, and he wanted to be a casonova and throw me onto it... i bounced off and hit the dresser, we had to go to the hospital and get stitches. lol

 

Being passed out drunk and coming to with an unwelcome dick in my asshole

 

Guess I've been pretty lucky. Nothing really bad ever happened, just a couple of inconveniences.

Had a girl that was too tight to penetrate.

Had a girl start her period while I was eating her out.
(Not really bad - discoverd it later when I saw the blood on my chin.)

Had a sore on my dick opening that felt like it was being pulled apart with each in stroke.
(Again, not really bad. I was tripping at the time and the pain was incorporated into something erotic)

Had shit collected behind the head of my dick when I pulled out of this guy's ass. (Gross)

 

got walked in on, too drunk to maintain erection.

and this was a single incident.

 

It was like the 3rd time going at it that night and I was a bit tired already but I just went for it anyways and I ended up pulling I think my groin muscle. I still finished and didn't really notice until I went to get up to go to the bathroom like a 1/2 hour after we were done. I could barely walk and I was limping for the next 4 days.

 

I was in the woods with a girl a couple years ago and I had her propped up on a fallen tree and after fucking for like 10 minutes, a shit ton of bees flew out and started attacking us. Big cock block, we had to leave.

 

^hahaha

 

It ended.

 

lmao I've had this happen when I saw really smashed, and a few times when I was abusing painkillers and speed pills. But I hold firm (no pun intended)...fucking while mildly buzzed is awesome. Fucking while totally whacked? Not so much. It's weird how your body reacts to chemicals...


Anyway, I got my first piece of ass about 12 years ago. I think I was 13, maybe 14. Anyway, she was on her period and I was a bit weary of sticking it in there w/ all that blood (plus she was a virgin, so a broken hymen would only add to the slosh). So I said, "Let me put it in your ass." She says, "Go for it."

After five minutes of futilely trying to jam it into her butt -- she was an anal virgin too, btw -- I plop down and say: "Wow, this ain't like porno. In porno, it slides right in."

She replies: "In real life you have to loosen it up first. Finger my ass for a little while and your dick should fit just fine."

I was shocked and vehemently refused to put my goddamn forefinger in her asshole. Put my finger in her ass? What the fuck was that shit? My frail 13-year-old sensitivities were on edge. Then she, still on all fours, turns to me and says: "Hold up. You want to jam your dick up my ass but you're bitching out on putting your finger up there?"

In my confused exasperation, I replied: "Yeah, well I don't pick up cheese fries with my dick. So fuck anal. Roll over and let's do this."

And thus my first piece of booty included copious amounts of period sludge.

 

Actually I have had a problem before. I met this one guy at a party on St.Patricks day and we were flirting alot and sitting close but I ended up drinking to much and having to go home and pass out basically. Later on the next day I sent him a friend request on facebook, and while I was out he accepted it and immedietly added me to msn. My parents were in Florida so I invited him over after being really sexual on msn. We watched fear and loathing in las vegas for a bit, then we went to my room and got high. He kept saying how nice it would be to have sex......

I don't know what was going on in my head at the time...I was like I wasn't there in that moment. It happened so fast us meeting and him just being there and i'm not used to just having sex with guys so casually.

He kept saying it over and over and over and I kind of brushed him off the majority of the times saying I was unsure if I was into it.

Even tho thats why he was at my house?.....so I eventually said yes.
And we fucked....but wasn't into it at all.
There was alot he wanted me to do that I wouldnt do.
And that is weird for me because normally I want to satisfy my partner as much as possible.....

SO!..I'm confused as to why I was so distant..maybe I wasn't really into him that much. I booted him out in the morning because " I had to get up for school" but really just slept in. He grabbed his movies he brought over but then later admitted that he purposely left his coat at my house so he could see me again. Which annoyed me because now i'm forced to see him again whether I like it or not. WHich isn't such a bad thing.
Hes hilarious had dreads at one point and is very witty.

He even pulled my dreads during sex...he was really into it I wasn't. I threw him a bone tho and said " mm ya fuck me harder" and thats when he went insane on me Lmao...just pounding me. I teased him alot but never really went kinky on him.

I should have but didnt.
He knows alot of my male friends, and i'm worried he'll tell them I was a terrible lay.

That frightens me.

 

Being too drunk to keep my dick up. That only happened once.

Realizing for the first time I don't like this person. A depressing amount of times.

 

Well shit ill be your fall back guy if no ones interested lol

 

Come hang out with me and I'll tell your friends the truth.

 

Lol this is totally the funniest one in my book.

 

None of your male friends know this isn't true?

 

This happened to me once, but it wasn't really my problem.

It was a problem for the older guy who took me home too drunk to stand up (pun ) and he kept trying to get it up for me to butt-fuck him. Boy was he disappointed.

BTW, it was my first gay attempt - I wasn't so drunk I can't remember it, and I was game.

 

Opiates are notorious for temporarily killing your sex drive (ie while you are taking them). William S. Burroughs talks about this in his book Junkie. Then after he gets arrested and forced to kick he starts to have spontaneous orgasms. This to me almost sounds pretty cool. I'm just not into vomiting and diarrhea. I just remember when I had a screw put in my wrist they put me on 750mg Vicodin. I only took it for a week. When I stopped taking it my sex drive came back with a vengance.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

I was going down on him and his sister walks in heheh

 

:rofl: awww that suuckkss :rofl:



hmmm what bad things happened to me, i think i like blocked them out of my memory :rofl:

once me and my bf, hmm maybe about a year ago, were havin sex , like doggie (aackkk i hate tellin stories like this how embarressing) .. well it slipped out and went where it was NOT suppose to go and that fuckin hurt so bad... so i jumped up and refused to continue havin sex hahaha