I watch Porn.

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by ImEmbarassed, Mar 30, 2010.

  1. ImEmbarassed

    ImEmbarassed Guest

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    I watch porn, until well, basically, I get an orgasm, I feel like a failure to god and I wish to kick this habit
     
  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Unless you’ve taken a vow of celibacy before the shrine and in the presence of the good book,
    keep jerking off and choke that chicken until you go blind - Praise the lord, amen, and halleluiah [​IMG]




    Hotwater
     
  3. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Stop touching yourself you filthy little sinner!
     
  4. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    Your god doesn't exist, masturbate away.
     
  5. sachasacha90

    sachasacha90 Banned

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    I do too (watch porn), at first I was undomfortable like you then I understood it's just a part of me, and since I admit it, I really enjoy it ... write me if you wanna talk about it
     
  6. WeeDMaN

    WeeDMaN a pothead

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    porns great lol I think everybody normal watches it . Only downside is it makes you wish you could do one of those women....even if it was just once.
     
  7. satchOnugs

    satchOnugs Banned

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    pooooooooooooooon



    taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang



    (virtual)
     
  8. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Proud Of my Raging Nymphomania

    Yeah baby ;)
     
  9. moondrizzle

    moondrizzle Member

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    Who will ever punish you for masturbating?
    Realistically speaking....
     
  10. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    Liar, I know for a fact you've never seen porn in your life
     
  11. haha_uwish

    haha_uwish Member

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    who doesn't...it's normal I think lol
     
  12. boredpsycho

    boredpsycho resident grammar nazi

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    welcome to having a sex drive!
     
  13. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

    Something to think about.
     
  14. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    poor little kitty had to die this morning:eek:
     
  15. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Didn't think about it too much then? :p
     
  16. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    someone rep this man.
     
  17. TheQuestion

    TheQuestion Member

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    lool I love religious fanatics.
     
  18. Nyxx

    Nyxx HELLO STALKER

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    Nymphomaniacs unite!!! :rolleyes:

    I wonder if I wanted to start a nymphomaniac appreciation society if anyone would show up? :confused:

    ...I thought everyone looked at porn. What is there to feel guilty about? ;)
     
  19. Lennon_Skye

    Lennon_Skye Member

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    I killed 4 kittens in one day. Shit.
     
  20. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    Porn keeps me sane.
     

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