I have bad luck pissing in cups.

Its no problem to aim it. its just that the past 4 tests i had, after i finished my business, i manage to drop the lid to the cup in the toilet. then i gotta fish it out with stacks of paper towels. it just sucks. lol

 

Nice.

 

Haha, when I read the title I was like... Uuughhh sounds like a personal problem to me. lol.

 

i thought it was a clever title for getting caught by the piss test

 

I need longer arms

 

That does suck. Much worse then when I had to wipe someones piss off the toilet when I went in for a pee test at Planned Parenthood. When I went in it was obvious that the girl who went before me had a few issues making it into the cup. Maybe she was nervous...or a damed lazy ass slob.

Still wondering how she got piss all over the seat when girls piss sitting down....

 

Fish it out with your lips next time

 

Hold it closer.

 

You are probably really nervous. As Mr. Writer and others said, it seemed as though this post would be a story on failing tests or something haha. What is actually mentioned is a little different haha.