You know youre a stoner when...

I have SOOOOOO many lighters that don't work! In fact, i think every lighter in my room doesn't work right now! goddamn... i liked this one

 

Actually, I currently live in the Meth capital of the world. These people are insane. They think everyone is out to get them. I clean meticulously even when I'm not high, though, it's just that pot can make you realize you've got the smallest speck of filth somewhere on the floorboards or walls that needs to be cleaned. Beyond that, who wants to live in a house with dirty clothes and ashes and old food all over the place? Not me. It's been argued here that it's natural to be dirty, but a lot of things are natural and I don't do those things, you know? Eh, well, be who you want to be.

Yeah, I could be a super janitor... or I could make more than $6.50 an hour. lol I've been told it's a sign of mental problems to be meticulously clean. Hmmmm.

You know you're a stoner when you burn 2 Tostinos pizzas back-to-back because you were watching Tommy Boy. lol

 

meth capital of the world, eh? wheres that?

 

Des Moines, Iowa.

 

You know yur a stoner when you know you like to smoke lots of weed.

 

^That was a gem. lol

 

...or an obsessed weirdo. If someone walked up to me (if I were a star) with the name "Jon" or even some nickname I came up with for myself tattooed on them, I'd be kind of freaked out.

 

lol yeh i second that. ozzy wasnt really a stoner either lol

 

you know youre a stoner when everyone at school comes to you when they need advice on growing or even to get a few papers or a pipe

you know youre a stoner when you can roll a decent sized joint out of little tiny left over scraps that were in your smoke tin....

 

just giving him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he's referring to ozzy himself? but not likely. just thought id throw the idea otu there in case.

yeah ozzy wasnt really a stoner, more like a "druggie"

 

you know your a stoner when for some reason you cant stop puting kilo before grams when talking to your dealer.
you know your a stoner when youd raterh spend 150 on a bong you will probably break in 2 weeks than take your girl to a fancy diner or a movie.
you know your a stoner when you have only childish games and those that involve robery and drug use/

 

I don't know man, I think that's starting to fall under the realm of "irresponsible" and even possibly "careless" and "frivolous" more than it is in the realm of just a stoner.

...wait, what?

 

^^ video games?

 

I don't know if anyone has said this or not, but you know you'r a stoner when all your stories start off as "one time when I was high".

 

Na bro i think your talking about smoking meth not bud, either way cleaning on drugs sux

 

you know pointless mindless games like blinks the time sweeper, crash bandacoot and stuff like that and other side would be like GTA 3/vc/sa, mafia, true crime, NARC and the like.

 

lol, depends,... what kind of bud are you smoking? Certain strains tend to make people more industrious and energetic, while others make you lethargic and a total flake. I like to buy the former, personally. Meth had already been suggested, but Meth is a bit different, it's like coke... you do about 45 minutes of cleaning and then you completely leave everything out and fall asleep, or you take something apart and never put it back together. It's not quite as pure or "clean" a high as is really good bud.

 

That's not so much a stoner as a gamer. I assume there are a lot of Gamer stoners, though. I'm a "stoner" I suppose, and I enjoy a lot of RPGs more than GTA, but GTA can be interesting and is interesting to most people who like games, I'd think.

 

true enough i handt gotten to that point yet when i posted it. and dont try to explain the difrent strains to me i used to be a breeder. anyways its all good. i like to roller coster my high personaly smoke a nice heady sativa then 20 mins later smoke some stony ass indica repeat for a few hours and you get my drift.

 

and of course all mmorpg ers are either little kids, or substance minded.