2 Drunks,1 Saab, 1 Telephone Poll,4 Trees, Five Rolls

Well, a this will be somewhat brief.

A friend and I were drunk returning from the store. I was flying down the road being an idiot trying to get my adrenaline fix and we flew off the road at 70 during a curve in the road.

My car begins going sideways on two wheels and the top of my car slams into a telephone poll with the top of the car. From there the momentum rolled us 5 times, yes 5 times and we ended up upside-down. The bowl we were using was in smithereens. We crawled out through my window and began looking for another bowl in the trunk. A car approached us, it was a local sheriff who called an ambulance for us.

Both of us were drunk, in the process of smoking a bowl and neither of us had seat belts on. No one understands how we are alive, and how we sustained minimal damage. Nothing but scrapes and a gash on my eyebrow.

I got charged with 7 tickets, and didn't find the bowl that was in my trunk. I found it when I got out of the hospital 14 hours later. my friend was released 4 hours prior to me.

That is the end of spring break.

 

Since you won't be driving again until you're 21 you should start posting on the forums regularly again

 

Lmao, I will have tons of free time when I am not scooped up.

 

That's mad, your set of priorities I mean...NOOO, MY BOWL!!

Glad you're not dead or anything though, of course.