toilet paper commercials piss me off..

This reminds me... :]

when I got pissed that her dog tried to sit in my lap after taking a shit my Mom said something to the effect of:

"Dogs asses are cleaner than ours. Think about it-we have big flaps of flesh that fold over and suffocate our assholes whereas dogs are open and fresh. I'd rather lick a dogs asshole than a mans nasty asshole."

 

seriously!!! That commercial just makes me want to bang my head against the wall.

 

WTF does this company have against bears?

 

does a bear shit in the wood??..

If I was a bear Id shit where ever the hell I pleased..

 

That joke is older than you and me put together. It's time to let it die. Along with the TV commercials.

 

i was thinking the exact same thing..

 

lol

Wouldn't that just be the icing on the cake...

 

The icing on the cake would be the president of that company getting eaten by a bear.

In a recent survey, most bears say that humans taste similar to chicken.

 

Lmao

 

Bullshit, I don't believe you. If the pun wasn't intended you wouldn't have pointed it out. You intended that pun and you KNOW it.

 

Its a little thing I call I have hair in my ass lol

 

You can just make a dress out of it?
hahahaah.