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some people are just growers not showers.
piss on that

 

a couple different jobs i worked i would toke while on the shitter

 

I love ripping my bong and taking a shit lol, never brought it in just to drain the main vain though as I always just smoke all my weed before I piss.

Smoking in the shower/bath is great too, I did that just about every day of my sophomore year of high school

 

No. But I talk on the phone ALL THE TIME while taking a piss. The trick is to ask a question, then hit mute and let it go...

I sometimes flush and wash my hands after I hit the mute button again, so people can hear me do those things, just to piss them off or get a reaction.

 

toke + shower+ peeing = trifecta of pleasure

 

Funny, I didn't think it was so badassed while I mopped up the floor and wiped down the seat and shit after I power hit it and choked up my shoes.

You ever take a power hit while laying down all relaxed and shit and then get up to walk somewhere? Did that once to go to the pisser and passed out as I neared the bathroom door. My head split the end table where we kept the crapper phone into a few pieces. Still amazes me how shit like that can happen and yet I dont have any severe or crippling injuries.

 

I've passed out a bunch of times when I was stoned and I'm pretty surprised I've never gotten injured too. I did hit my head on a washing machine one time though, and I still have a knot over my eye from that shit, and it was about 7 years ago. lol

 

If i did that the piss would go everywhere lol. you could do it with a joint but not a bowl really. i don't want urine anywhere near my ganja

 

lol

 

Haha, I have also but once done shitting, I found myself still sitting on the toilet finishing the bowl for another 10 minutes, which wasn't very comfortable, so I haven't done it since. It's the same thing with reading a book, so I don't read books just magazines on the toilet.

 

how about taking a hit while getting head?
there ya go..

 

The first time I read this, I thought it said "taking a shit while getting head". Needless to say.....I lol'd:tongue:

 

pissing while toking works best outside. that way you don't have to worry about aiming.

i'm surprised at the number of fellow "take bong hits while shitting" club members

 

i've never hit a pipe/bong or anything while shitting...I try to keep things I enjoy as faaaaar away from feces as possible

 

ive smoked a joint on my toilet and traveled to the shower. Wasnt the smartest idea. Something i always wanted to do. lol............

 

No, but taking baths and smoking is wonderful.

 

hahahahaha Ive sucked dick while my dick smoked a joint of some kush. then on an upstroke he would pull me by my hair and shotgun me a big ole hit and make me suck him some more before letting go of my hit. i got all kinds ofr fucked up. lol

 

yep. im gonna miss that man. alot

 

no, but once i was outside smokin a big fat juicy joint and i had to piss. so i popped a squat behind some bushes, took a piss and kept puffin on my j. good times haha

 

I dont mute it at all its funny to hear some peoples expressions.