Load of shit.

I was just eating these whole grain crackers that I got from costco, and (the other day I was eating them I heard a CRUNCH and I realized I was biting down on a grain of SAND) so today, I was eating the crackrs like normal, then all of a sudden I hear a "CRACK" and there is another peice of sand surely enough. Except this time I bit directly down on it. And it fuckin chipped my tooth. Wtf is up with these shitty ass sand crackers.

 

everything degrades into dirt and sand eventually.. Even people!! sure the processing machinery isnt maintained that well, leading to build up of sugars, which then carbonize and become and hard as a rock..

 

So you're saying we're all slowly getting stoned?

 

Yeah well, they should have a damn warning label on it that says "WARNING : CONTAINS SAND" because Im pissed about my tooth right now.
Stinkfoot haha, your jokes are pretty cheesy.

 

I'd be way pissed...
My teeth have to last me the rest of my life.

 

Just offering cheese to go with the crackers that are not stone ground but contain ground stone.

 

There used to be a time when any product that had ground grains in it (ie flour), always had sand in them due to the milling process.

I have no clue if any companies still use actual grindstone mills though.

 

its from the pigeon shit in the grain silos

 

Perhaps the intent was to simulate the old fashioned processes and the sand was intentionally added to enhance the experience. The product should really be endorsed by the ADA.

 

Get some milk from china and we can start shitting sandpaper...

 

That would be a good and natural way of removing polyps... perhaps a dietary regimen for people at risk for getting them?

 

i dont know about the we, but I am getting stoned rather quickly...

 

ew disregard this comment i shouldn't have even said it

 

lol I'm not sure about the 'natural' aspects of it, but definitely not as bad as surgery...

 

Hahaha what did she say I missed it!

 

If you shit a pearl necklace, you could always sell it...

 

watch at 3:22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaMenWnYgPo"]YouTube- Raising Arizona Opening (1987)

 

shit dude, that sucks. eww i hate that feeling of sand in my mouth. gnarly shit man

 

That reminds me of the dumplings I bought in china town. I bit down into something like a rock or uncooked rice which I'm assuming was a piece of bone, it was so gross and that bag cost 15.00$ I coulda went for dim sum for that price.

 

That's what you get for buying food from a place like Costco.

Anyone familiar with that old SNL sketch called Quarry? It featured Jane Curtain as the mother serving her family the totally all-natural breakfast cereal called Quarry. She poured it into everyone's bowl and it was nothing but gravel.

That was way back in the 70s during the all-natural John Denver Euell Gibbons era.

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