The Toilet Paper Incident...;-)

> Fresh from the shower, my wife stood in front of the
> mirror complaining to me that her breasts were too
> small.

Instead of characteristica..lly telling her
> it's not so, I uncharacteristi..cally came up with
> a suggestion.
>
> If you want your breasts to grow, then every day
> take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a
> few seconds".

Willing to try anything, she fetched a
> piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror,
> rubbing it between her breasts.
>
> "How long will
> this take?" she asked.
>
> They will grow larger over a period of
> years," I replied.
>
> She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a
> piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make
> my breasts larger over the years?"
>
> Without missing a beat I said, "Worked for
> your ass, didn't it?"
>
> I'm still alive, and with a great deal of
> therapy, I may even walk again, although I will probably
> continue to take my meals through a
> straw.
>

 

good one

 

Haha... That's pretty funny

 

Oh damn I forgot about that one!

 

Hahaha thats pretty funny!

 

You Were A Very Brave *foolish* Man...

Hope You Get Out Of Your Full Body Cast Soon, Two Years In A Hospital

Is A Very Long Time.......



Cheers Glen.

 

I'm so stealing this joke lol, I have a friend its perfect for

 

Lol very funny best:rofl:

 

Omg lmao

 

i wish i had a joke too lol