Things to do, thing to don't

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by McLeodGanja, Apr 20, 2010.

  1. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Nominate two things that you must do today, and one thing that you want to do but can't because you are not allowed to or because you just can't.

    Please express all your do things in lower case and your don't thing in UPPER case. Thank you.

    do no. 1 = eat
    do no. 2 = wash my testicles

    DON'T! = CALCULATE THE EXACT VALUE OF PI, OR TO A GOOGLEPLEX OF DECIMAL PLACES
     
  2. secret_agent_amanda

    secret_agent_amanda Member

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    1) I must take care of the children.
    2) I must keep the above children from killing themselves or each other.

    3) I must NOT go trolling for mall ass.
     
  3. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Do’s:

    1) Drive visiting aunt to store
    2) Drive visiting aunt to bank

    Don’ts:

    Kill auntie and bury her in the crawlspace under the house, because I used up the last bag of limestone on the lawn and the decaying body will smell something foul before i make my escape.


    Hotwater :(

     
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