so myself and seven others were in a small park in downtown Philly (rittenhouse, anyone?) we just finished a blunt, and I was putting the stuff from the roach into my bowl when my buddy tyler says "dude, chill. bike cop." Being stoned as I was (it was fat and filled with real good stuff), I was a little slow on the uptake. cop comes up right behind me and says "nobody move. get your ID's ready." I made no attempt to pull one over on him, as I knew he saw me take the last hit of my bowl, and he tells me "put it away, there are kids here" he pats me down, finds a foil ball in my pocket and says "wtf is this?" I told him it's just a foil ball. he opens it up and finds that I was being honest, and then he says "please remember to recycle" I got off with a warning. lol
Rittenhouse square?! Good job buddy, you couldn't have picked a more obvious spot to get busted... Sympathy denied. But at least you got off.
Well done. A cop once told the that with a lot of minor crimes that attitude is the difference between going to jail and going home. Good attitude.
that's the really crazy thing! I think he just ... forgot? that I put it in my pocket? cuz I still have it.
