Poop on your shoe

Did you ever poop on your shoe?

 

nope, just yours

 

no, but i have pissed on my barefoot before...

 

i walked (barefoot) through watery dog poo a few days ago

 

I shit on a random grave once. I feel bad about it, but, well it was an emergency, and I was walking drunk through a cemetary.

 

why were you walking through a cemetary drunk?

 

it was between chris masquezes apartment and my parent house. I was walking home from drinking over there.

 

No, but in a totally unrelated story, a bird once pooped on my head.

 

Can't say that I have, though I shall be sure to inform you of any future occurence...

 

I puked on a guys shoe once when i was drunk.

 

No, but my son shit IN my bfs new winter boots 2 years ago.

 

I've never stepped in doggy poo, but I stepped in horsie poo at the Royal Winter Fair when I was about five. Oh, the drama lol not my drama, my mother's drama at the sight of horsie poo on my shoe. According to the story, I couldn't have cared any less.

 

cant say that I've ever pooped on a shoe. Stepped in plenty of it though.