1) Find a hot chick just standing around on the corner and ask her if she's "Looking for a date?" 2) Take her to a hotel 3) Have sex with her 4) Don't pay her Just make sure you can run faster than her pimp
always carry a knife, sneak up behind a hottass bitch, silently cut a hole where her anus is, and then gently ram your scaredass bitch for a dick into it with no lube. youll have about as much success with that as asking how to get a girl on hipforums bud. just talk to a girl you like mannnnn
Love needs love in return or else it can't bloom. Trust me, I know. I loved someone wholeheartedly who loved someone else. I saw how much he could love a person, only it wasn't me. So my love is suffering even though I've set him free. Long story short, there is no free love, baby. If there was, the easiest way to get it would be to love in return. Maybe I'm wrong, I don't know, but I'm not making any sense at all anyway.
1. Take her back to your mom's basement (where you prolly live lol) 2. Tie her up (your mom that is) 3. Tie up the hot girl too 4. Kill yourself 5. ??? 6. Profit