What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye deer!

*drum beat*

 

hahaha it took me like five minutes to understand

 

heh

 

i'd heard that like ten times.. didn't like jeff foxworthy or larry the cable guy or some other stereotypical redneck comedian come up with that?

 

and the crowd goes wild...

 

*sniggers" hehe.

 

I don't get it.

 

wat do u call a dear with no legs or eyes?
still no-eye dear

wat do u call a dear with no legs, no eyes or a dick?
still no f*cking eye dear

 

... huh what??

Where do you take a Elk when they breaks the law?? Elkatraz.

iggy: ..

 

oh deer..... HAHA

 

That's a little like: Do you know what you get if you cross a Hippopotamus, an elephant and a rhinoceros?

H’eleph’ino

 

.... :smilielol5:

 

I had no idea this thread would get so many replies.
Hahahahaha.
It's such a silly little joke.

 

Uhh I dunno man. Someone told it to me once, and I thought it was hilarious.
Haha.

 

HAHA! That's good!!

 

What ya call a dog with no legs?


dont matter what ya call em cuz his ass not comin to ya

 

A friend and I went to a pub quiz last year and called ourselves No eyed deer. It seemed to fit, because after a little too much wine we came last. Our prize was a certificate and gummy bears, which I couldn't even eat because of the gelatine.

 

Haha, I've heard the no eye, and the no eye no legs, but I've never heard the third one! Good stuff!!

 

hahaha cute