obvious lies

It's coke that makes me spout out the truth.. The truth hurts sometimes

 

I just hope the other person was drunk enough not to remember what I said

 

it so much easier to just be truthful all the time

 

Superiority complexes

 

I do the same when I'm talking about the past or present, but when I'm drunk and talking about things i will do, i'm usually full of shit, even though I'm being honest at the time.

 

It took me well into my young adulthood to realize that other guys will often lie about their success with women. I never understood that, because i always felt the idea of lying about such a thing very depressing.

 

My sister is (or was) one of these. Amongst other things, she told people she attended Julliard and that we are related to Jean Claude Van Damme.

It sucks so much when you're confronted about these things in front of that person. Hopefully it's a self-esteem issue and not just someone trying to play games with everyone's minds. Maybe they do it to see what they can get away with.

I am on the side of the honest people. Seriously, fuck liars.

 

uuuugghh those people bug me too.

i honestly can't think of anything good to say to make you feel less annoyed, because just thinking about it pisses me off.

 

This guy I used to work with once told me a story when he was up north michigan with his kids and wife riding four wheelers, he ran into Ted Nugent and Bob Segar.....yeah, so what do they do? well he proceeds to tell me that bob and the nug rode with them for a couple of hours!!!!

This was a grown man mind you. lol

 

goodness lynz, where do you find these people?

 

I've noticed often blondes like to tell people they are naturally blonde.. yeah so i guess that means you must dye your eyebrows black separately then.

LOL jean claude van damme

amen to that.

 

Sometimes I lie about stupid stuff like that by mistake.

Like, I'll answer someone totally without thinking about it. And then I'm not sure how to take it back. Usually I will say "Yeah... WAIT NO! I don't have green eyes." or something.

But other times I'm just not paying attention and when someone asks me a question, it's kind of like talking to my mom or something, my brain shuts down and I say something by mistake just to answer. Sometimes I think someone is going to ask me "Are you..." and I'm prepared to answer "YES!" or something and I do. Only I should have listened to the question instead of thinking about an answer.

This really bothers me. I don't want to be "a liar" but sometimes I have too much pride to admit that I just lied to someone's face. It's kind of a paradox. Ooops, I just lied to you, but I wasn't really lying, because I didn't mean to, I just fucked up anyway and lied though.

Small stuff though. Like I said "yes" once when someone asked me if my friend ate a donut. I felt bad, and instead of fessing up to the lie I went out of my way to get her donut.

 

i like obvious lies. i always figured they were mocking people for asking obnoxiously stupid questions by blatantly lying, assuming someone, somewhere would get the joke.

 

Everything has its opposite and for every truth told there must be a lie

The idea is to not make it so obvious



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i used to mess with my ex's little sister's head by just making up the most completely unbelievable bullshit. keeping a straight face is the trick.

 

As you may have noticed, much of what I post which passes as insightful or astute is made up

The trick (as you've so aptly put) is in keeping a straight face and making it sound at least somewhat plausible


Hotwater

 

I was in charge of babysitting some girls night out when I was pregnant and convinced a guy I was a competitive knife thrower (but couldn't demonstrate because the way womens soft tissues expand during pregnancy and make us clumsy) and convinced another guy I was a retired porn star, for obvious reasons. It helps when you have someone playing along with you.

 

I once told someone at school that my front door had been stolen. Seemingly I was very convincing, she believed me and began telling our teachers that someone had stolen out front door over night.

It was a joke, but clearly I am good

 

Nice. *sigh* I remember when I was kinda fun.

 

I've been lying to yall for 5 years. i'm really a middle aged man with extreme scoliosis