spiders: do you kill them or relocate them outside?

an old, very large, rx drug vile. when i see spiders in my flat i catch them in the large pill bottle, slide the lid, walk to door, open it, and toss the spider out into the yard(i do believe in the UK one's personal or shared property out of doors: their lawn, porch, patio, flower bed, veg garden, etc is referred to as one's "garden"? correct me if wrong).

any other house insects that i should not kill, but relocate also?

i have a couple stories "per usual", but i am too seriously emotionally exhausted now. maybe later hipsters, dudes, dudettes, fauna, flora, amoebas, vacumes of space, intersteller aliens, etc

btw, anyone in the USA, pittsburgh, cleveland, buffalo geographical area(or if you are a foreigner travelling on I-90 between buffalo ny and whatever the west end town or city on lake erie is, on lake erie) that could help me? i am desperate for some human contact. no lieing, just some platonic, non sexual, rubbing shoulders, face to face, voice to ears, nonmainstream human contact. not many "people"(or human beings) on this earth anymore. just "obey, produce/consume, don't question authority, conform..." flesh and blood automatons.

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You're so special.

 

Neither. I just let 'em hang.

They kill any bugs which sneak in and they don't drink my beer. Spiders are better than my friends really.

Theres an exception to poisonous spiders, which I murder and then leave them in their webs as a warning to other spiders.

 

I carried a terrified, juvenile field mouse into my front yard last year, rather than kill it.

A Blue Jay swooped down and flew off with it before I even made it back through my front door.

 

i tend to kill them but will put other things like grasshoppers outside

 

Spiders are good to have in the house, keeps other pests on their toes...

 

I think the spider is on a alien landscape..,

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i usually kill them as they are rather difficult to catch. They move rather quickly.

 

9/10 times ill kill it. rarely i feel nice and put it outside. if it's a big motherfucker then i will request help. we often have to use the broom to escort them out cos they're so huge and nasty. vomit!!!!

I allow one spider to live in my bedroom, he has been specially selected to put his web there and eat all the mosquitos, flies and moths that want to bother me.

I'm hating on Moths the most right now. I just found about 20 eggs (hatched) and a massive moth type bug in my clothes drawer. i have to constantly go through my clothes and look for moth larvae, they wrap themselves up in the wool of your clothes but if you look closely you can see the little worm in there.... disgusting!!!! one thing i hate about living in the tropics

 

i do the stomp and drag with my foot to kill them and then smear their bodies on the sidewalk. its great, especially at night with a lightning bug!!!

 

I Leave Them Right Where They Are, And If I Swat A Fly Or Mozzie I Feed

It To The Spider Using A Pair Of Tweezers...

My Favourite Spider Was One Who Lived Behind My Puuuuter Screen, I

Used To Keep Flies And Insects In A Jar, And Whenever He Appeared I

Would Stun One And Feed Him.

I Named Him "I-Spider"...

He Lived For About 6 Months.



Cheers Glen.

 

I always catch and release spiders. Other things I would save would be Praying Mantis and Luna Moths, if they were in my house, which they never are.

 

i leave them be too

i only killl whitetail spiders as they can give you a nasty bite and make you sick

 

http://www.landcareresearch.co.nz/research/biosystematics/invertebrates/spiders/white_tail.asp

 

Lmao, that was funny

 

Spiders scare the shit out of me. I think it's because my mom chased me around the house with a giant wolf spider on a fork once when I was little.

 

i kill the shit out of 'em! those and anything else that doesn't belong in my home. i don't go tiptoeing through anthills and camping out in bee hives or watchin' tv in a spider's web. they can keep their shit outside. their sheer biomass makes them bullies against the minority human race!


besides, the enormity of the welts and infections my kids get from bites is terrible and frankly we can't afford so much food that sharing it with bugs is acceptable to me.

 

Yeah. Pretty mundane and people seem to like it. You neglected to mention that you shouldn't move out of place during the singing of God Bless America during the 7th inning.

Hope you meet some cool people.

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i kill them. and those fucking stink bugs. i'm a bad hippie.

 

I destroy them utterly