The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

My goal today is to see how many times I can be pinched for not wearing green.

 

I think lions are sexually attractive... ooh baby

 

I painted myself green so I wouldn't get pinched today....

 

I swam with whales last week....;-)

 

I spent a week in farmout cabin while he was away....

 

i rode a bike to the beach today and i live 45 minutes away (driving).

 

I have the little monster tied up in the closet...

 

iv'e got a few things tied up in my closet......

 

I had some great sex this morning

 

I just shit out a leprecon.

 

your leprechaun just took a shower at my place and didn't clear up after himself! i'm calling customer services!!!

 

I took a bubble bath last night and washed all my freckles off...

 

You never ran for mayor before

 

I'm really happy that this thread sank to page 4, and am not bumping it at all, whatsoever.

*bump*

 

I think therefore I am not, and further more, I can't spell and BBAD's gonna kick my arse.....;-)

 

I'm 4'7", weight 538 lbs, I'm bald and I feel pretty wearing cowboy boots and a g-string.

 

I am a she-male.....

 

I Think I'm In Love...

Your'e E-Address Gets Mine...



Cheers Glen.

 

I am a millionaire

 

my daughter just got through to the finals of X-Factor and that makes me very sad