So the other night me and a friend left another guys apartment where we had been drinking to go to my place and drink because we could smoke in my place. It was only a 5 minute walk and it was around 10:30. Since it was dark out, we figured it would be ok to finish the beer that we had on the gon on the walk. So, as we were walking, we each had a beer on the go and I had 3 full ones in my pocket. We get half way to my place when we see a cop car drive by a few blocks away. We put the beer we were drinking in our pockets and keep on walking and before we get half a block the cop car pulls up behind us. He rolls down the passenger window and calls us over. My friend gets up right beside the passenger door and I am standing a couple steps back. The cop, who does not like either of us from past incidents, wants to know what we are doing and where we are going. We tell him we are just heading up to my place. My friend then asks why he pulled up beside us, and the cop replied that he could see us drinking beer when he drove by the first time. Now this is a complete lie because he was at least 500 feet away from us when he drove by and we were not near any street lights. Hes just using this as an excuse to search us because he knew I used to sell weed and that my friend sometimes sells. So he gets out of the car and comes around to the side of the car we are on. Now what he didn't notice was that while we were talking to him, my friend took that time to drop the half ounce on the ground and kicked it under the cop car. So he starts to search my friend and finds the open beer. My friend then handed him the pipe and scales that he had with him because he figured it would be better to give them to the cop than have him find them. He asks us where all the dope is and we say that we don't have any. He then comes over to me and sticks his hand in my coat pocket and took my open beer and the full one I had in my pocket. He turned and set them on the hood of the car and when he turned back i gave him the other two beer i had in my other pocket and he then searched me to make sure that was all I had on me. He asked us again where all the weed was and we said that we didn't have any, then he looks at me and says "oh, so it's all at your place and your headed there now to smoke it all". I just looked at him and said "no, I don't have any weed at my apartment". He then got out his ticket book and said that he was going to give use a open liquor fine but he would only give us one and let us split it. So he wrote that up and gave us the $172.50 fine and got back in his car and drove away. Once he was around the corner, we grabbed the bag of weed from the road and went back to my place and got fried. So it could have been a lot worse that what it was, and we lucked out that he didn't see the bag of weed because it was only half under the cop car.
Oh police... Glad you didn't have a shitty night, sounds like that mofucker was out to get your weed and only your weed! Have a good one, and be safe!
