Armaggedon?

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OK, I'm in the room I laughingly call my office when I'm suddenly aware it's so dark I can hardly see (it's 2 in the afternoon). I go through to the main part of the house and it's like armaggedon ouside. The clouds are so dark and hanging like a giant space ship just over this area. Oh fuck, now the thunder and lightning has started and the winds getting strong. So you're thinking....yeah,and....... Well I came in here about 20 minutes ago and the sky was blue, it was 75ºF and there wasn't a hint of a cloud or a breath of wind. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? Anyway I'm away to batten down the hatches. Wish me luck! Oh! I nearly forgot, my partner's out in the countryside somewhere with the dog. What the fuck. The hail has started!

 

been nice knowing you.

 

Maybe see you on the other side.

 

OOooooo, at least find the Dog..

 

and the basement.

 

Creepy.... good luck!

 

I thought its not supposed to be here till 2012

 

the oil spills!!!!! *commits suicide*

 

Hey, don’t knock it

It’s a viable alternative to spending the next 10 years cleaning up crude oil mixed with dead fish & birds off the beach of your dream home along the mississippi or louisiana coast


Hotwater

 

All that chanting 'Drill, baby, drill!' and Obama expanding off-shore drilling conjured up that oil disaster. The spirits are getting even.

Then again, maybe it's the result of a conspiracy. The government and BP planned the whole thing for some ulterior motive.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_iz8z2AGw"]YouTube- Military Taps

 

If your house is going to land on a witch, try to at least aim for Sarah Palin, Hilary Clinton, Lady Gaga, or any other annoying public figure.

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Sounds like an awesome trip. What are you on?

 

really, i'd just as soon see it land on one of those "LOOK AT ME I'M A WICCAN HEY HEY HEY GODDESS THIS GODDESS THAT!!!!" people.

 

I'm alive!!!! but fucking freezing. The storm passed and the temp dropped at least 10º so it's back to the jumpers and wooly socks.

 

Well at least, it wasn't Armageddon.

 

Does make you wonder. Ever where you read it seems that weather patterns are all over the place. Here we had the most unusual winter and spring. One day the furnace is running and the next the windows are all wide open.

 

tyra banks and umm world peace??

 

And now I may have to cancel my trip because that fucking volcanic dust is affecting the air over Scotland again. Will I just top myself now?

 

Yeah, same here. Last week we had snow one day, 70 degrees the next day and 90 by the weekend.
Everyone got really sick but me. I'm on super-vitamins and I drink lots of water.