Because they're big enough dicks already

Police barred from penis enlargement



(Reuters) - Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won't get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief.
Oddly Enough
An applicant "will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged," said Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto, quoted on local website Kompas.com.
"If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military."
The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes "hindrance during training," said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta, quoted by news portal Detik.com.
Indonesia's remote easternmost province is home to Papuan tribes, many of whom are known for wearing penis gourds.
A low-level separatist insurgency has waged in the resources-rich part of Indonesia for decades and there is a heavy police and military presence there.
Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said.
(Reporting by Olivia Rondonuwu; Editing by Sara Webb and Sanjeev Miglani)

 

Sooo, just do ya make it bigger ????

 

Would enlargement make an asian penis that much bigger?

 

It seems to me maybe if you just stop wearing a gourd around your junk, you'll get the same agility advantage.

 

I got all excited and then..........read the post.

Interesting to say the least. If this were to be adopted world wide I guess it would have to include implants. Brings a whole new thought to bullet proof vests.

To be honest to each is own, but that does not sound like a pleasant way to enlarge a penis.

 

hahaha. i thought the same thing!

 

haha thats funny

 

Great godfrey! That's... that's just not right... I've had poison ivy on my ass before and that was unpleasant enough.